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Just run the ball and get the fuck out of Jonesboro.
September 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just run the ball and get the fuck out of Jonesboro.
2 out of 3 ain't bad #kentuckyderby
Sovereignty; Journalism; American Promise
May 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
2 out of 3 ain't bad #kentuckyderby
Sovereignty; Journalism; American Promise
May 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sovereignty; Journalism; American Promise
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. Acco...
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April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Don’t look at me, I voted for the black lady who didn’t want to burn down our economy.
April 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Don’t look at me, I voted for the black lady who didn’t want to burn down our economy.
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Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
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Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
WASHINGTON—Insisting they were serious this time as they addressed all 340 million Americans, officials with the U.S. Department of Education sternly announced Thursday that they were counting to three. “All right, we’re not playing around here, guys—you do not want to see what happens when we get to three,” department spokesperson Ella Reiss said during […]
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March 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
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Hot take: if your restaurant requires me to scan a QR code for the menu, you should have free wifi.
February 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hot take: if your restaurant requires me to scan a QR code for the menu, you should have free wifi.
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.