Marty
@martytix.bsky.social
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For once I want a drink manufacturer to go, "New look and new taste, fuck you"
February 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
For once I want a drink manufacturer to go, "New look and new taste, fuck you"
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*suspiciously* and you say you did it ALL for the nookie?
fred durst, in interrogation: come on
*pressing* the nookie?
fred durst: come on
*knowing look* so you can take that cookie and stick it up your--
fred durst: yeah :(
fred durst, in interrogation: come on
*pressing* the nookie?
fred durst: come on
*knowing look* so you can take that cookie and stick it up your--
fred durst: yeah :(
February 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
*suspiciously* and you say you did it ALL for the nookie?
fred durst, in interrogation: come on
*pressing* the nookie?
fred durst: come on
*knowing look* so you can take that cookie and stick it up your--
fred durst: yeah :(
fred durst, in interrogation: come on
*pressing* the nookie?
fred durst: come on
*knowing look* so you can take that cookie and stick it up your--
fred durst: yeah :(
I feel like in the future when we have trials for all this, the main question that will be asked of people in power is "Why didn't you do anything to stop it during Feb 2026 before it got too bad?"
And their answers will be shitty
And their answers will be shitty
February 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I feel like in the future when we have trials for all this, the main question that will be asked of people in power is "Why didn't you do anything to stop it during Feb 2026 before it got too bad?"
And their answers will be shitty
And their answers will be shitty
I'm really uneducated in this but bodybuilders and dudes 40+ doing "Testosterone replacement therapy" are just doing HRT right?
Do they use a different name just so they can make trans individuals the "other"?
Even Wikipedia has different articles for hrt and trt even though they are the same?
Do they use a different name just so they can make trans individuals the "other"?
Even Wikipedia has different articles for hrt and trt even though they are the same?
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I'm really uneducated in this but bodybuilders and dudes 40+ doing "Testosterone replacement therapy" are just doing HRT right?
Do they use a different name just so they can make trans individuals the "other"?
Even Wikipedia has different articles for hrt and trt even though they are the same?
Do they use a different name just so they can make trans individuals the "other"?
Even Wikipedia has different articles for hrt and trt even though they are the same?
The morning meeting at teamspeak HQ today is probably nuts
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The morning meeting at teamspeak HQ today is probably nuts
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Have you ever wondered why the car lobby is always happy to respond to environmental claims, but you never hear them talk about obesity or public health? That asymmetry isn’t accidental. It’s a strategic choice about which fights they can survive.
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Have you ever wondered why the car lobby is always happy to respond to environmental claims, but you never hear them talk about obesity or public health? That asymmetry isn’t accidental. It’s a strategic choice about which fights they can survive.
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My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
The fine for putting lights and sirens on your car and driving fast in traffic is probably cheaper than an ambulance ride.
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The fine for putting lights and sirens on your car and driving fast in traffic is probably cheaper than an ambulance ride.
Finding 32gb of DDR4 in the attic like it's a Picasso
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Finding 32gb of DDR4 in the attic like it's a Picasso
Everything is cheap and garbage, or it cost $300 at a minimum
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Everything is cheap and garbage, or it cost $300 at a minimum
I'm late to the party but wrap your presents in dish towels and bungee cords, not paper. No garbage and they get bonus gifts with the gift.
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm late to the party but wrap your presents in dish towels and bungee cords, not paper. No garbage and they get bonus gifts with the gift.
If you're going to murder someone in America, use a car, you'll have way more legal protection than if you use a gun.
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you're going to murder someone in America, use a car, you'll have way more legal protection than if you use a gun.
How I think I look when I'm booting up logic pro in the local library
Chair designed by Luigi Colani as a concept for an integrated workspace or ergonomic typing station (1970)
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
How I think I look when I'm booting up logic pro in the local library
We fucked up with data centers. Every website should be an atx tower that sits in the corner of someone's den. Spread the Internet amongst the people
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We fucked up with data centers. Every website should be an atx tower that sits in the corner of someone's den. Spread the Internet amongst the people
If we can get someone to commit terrorism because of the $45 dollar fee....
U.S. air travelers without a REAL ID will be charged a $45 fee beginning in February, the TSA announces
US air travelers without REAL IDs will be charged a $45 fee
The Transportation Security Administration has announced that U.S. air travelers without a REAL ID will face a $45 fee starting in February.
apnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If we can get someone to commit terrorism because of the $45 dollar fee....
Chet Baker workout mix
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Chet Baker workout mix
Voter you'd?
Voter you'd what?
Voter you'd what?
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Voter you'd?
Voter you'd what?
Voter you'd what?
We need to start gang stalking cops.
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We need to start gang stalking cops.
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PSA from 404 Media: you can opt-out of a data broker selling your flight travel data to the government to be searched without a warrant. Here's how I did it. This is ARC, the data broker owned by major U.S. airlines like United, Delta, American, etc
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
How to Opt-Out of Airlines Selling Your Travel Data to the Government
The Airlines Reporting Corporation (ARC), owned by major U.S. airlines, collects billions of ticketing records and sells them to the government to be searched without a warrant. I managed to opt-out o...
www.404media.co
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
PSA from 404 Media: you can opt-out of a data broker selling your flight travel data to the government to be searched without a warrant. Here's how I did it. This is ARC, the data broker owned by major U.S. airlines like United, Delta, American, etc
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
Yo they got pinball haters on this site
October 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yo they got pinball haters on this site
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It was a beautiful Sunday in Portland. Farmer’s markets, the Portland Marathon, peaceful protests, and some views of Mt. Hood. This city is vibrant, peaceful, and resilient. We do not need a federal occupation, and we sure as hell don’t want one.
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It was a beautiful Sunday in Portland. Farmer’s markets, the Portland Marathon, peaceful protests, and some views of Mt. Hood. This city is vibrant, peaceful, and resilient. We do not need a federal occupation, and we sure as hell don’t want one.
It's fucked up but if anyone should be paying Pete Davidson it's probably the Saudis. Sorry we killed your dad here's $2,000,000
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's fucked up but if anyone should be paying Pete Davidson it's probably the Saudis. Sorry we killed your dad here's $2,000,000
No more style sheets, no more animations, every website should be a static html page that loads in .002 seconds. We must return
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
No more style sheets, no more animations, every website should be a static html page that loads in .002 seconds. We must return
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"You may look at those specs and think that it’s not much to work with. I don’t blame you, a 10y old phone can barely load google, and this is about 100x slower. I, on the other hand, see a blazingly fast web server."
bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project...
bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project...
Hosting a WebSite on a Disposable Vape
Someone's trash is another person's web server.
bogdanthegeek.github.io
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"You may look at those specs and think that it’s not much to work with. I don’t blame you, a 10y old phone can barely load google, and this is about 100x slower. I, on the other hand, see a blazingly fast web server."
bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project...
bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project...