Martin
@martin67.bsky.social
The Tweeter formerly known by very few people as SmartUK. Not, however, a small car. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner. 🏴🇬🇧 🇪🇺
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Reform has announced that only British nationals will be eligible for benefits.
Millions of taxpayers and their families with no support. Which is outrageous.
Including millions of EU citizens. Which would tear up the current Brexit agreement. Or would EU citizens be exempt?
Pretty chaotic.
Millions of taxpayers and their families with no support. Which is outrageous.
Including millions of EU citizens. Which would tear up the current Brexit agreement. Or would EU citizens be exempt?
Pretty chaotic.
February 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Reform has announced that only British nationals will be eligible for benefits.
Millions of taxpayers and their families with no support. Which is outrageous.
Including millions of EU citizens. Which would tear up the current Brexit agreement. Or would EU citizens be exempt?
Pretty chaotic.
Millions of taxpayers and their families with no support. Which is outrageous.
Including millions of EU citizens. Which would tear up the current Brexit agreement. Or would EU citizens be exempt?
Pretty chaotic.
I’ll always put Blue and this song together! youtube.com/shorts/v4hp5...
The accuracy of blue is ridiculously high.😱💙#bluemascot#funnyvideo#bestmascot#funnyclips
YouTube video by Moora Bing
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February 18, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I’ll always put Blue and this song together! youtube.com/shorts/v4hp5...
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Quite the look.
Ask people for their views, then rubbish them as you don't agree.
Imagine the outrage if the BBC anchor did this.
Ask people for their views, then rubbish them as you don't agree.
Imagine the outrage if the BBC anchor did this.
February 17, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Quite the look.
Ask people for their views, then rubbish them as you don't agree.
Imagine the outrage if the BBC anchor did this.
Ask people for their views, then rubbish them as you don't agree.
Imagine the outrage if the BBC anchor did this.
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Legendary director Martin Scorsese plays an Ardennian in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, it has been confirmed. This is the same species as Rio Durant, Jon Favreau's character in Solo: A Star Wars Story.
For more: https://bit.ly/4c0nLnm
For more: https://bit.ly/4c0nLnm
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Legendary director Martin Scorsese plays an Ardennian in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, it has been confirmed. This is the same species as Rio Durant, Jon Favreau's character in Solo: A Star Wars Story.
For more: https://bit.ly/4c0nLnm
For more: https://bit.ly/4c0nLnm
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#OnThisDay 1985 : Michael Fish presented the final regular BBC Weather forecast using magnetic weather symbols.
#80s
#80s
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
#OnThisDay 1985 : Michael Fish presented the final regular BBC Weather forecast using magnetic weather symbols.
#80s
#80s
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Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them.
Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them.
Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
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🚨Reform leader Nigel Farage has posted on X
“1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English”
It’s racked up 2 million views
AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE
youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...
“1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English”
It’s racked up 2 million views
AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE
youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...
Farage’s latest video has racked up 2 million views - AND ITS COMPLETELY UNTRUE
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
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February 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
🚨Reform leader Nigel Farage has posted on X
“1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English”
It’s racked up 2 million views
AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE
youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...
“1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English”
It’s racked up 2 million views
AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE
youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...
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Just wait till vital infrastructure runs off it like governments…
Oh. Etc
Oh. Etc
February 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Just wait till vital infrastructure runs off it like governments…
Oh. Etc
Oh. Etc
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It's a great system for all the streaming services to use Amazon storage. Can't see any potential problems.
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
It's a great system for all the streaming services to use Amazon storage. Can't see any potential problems.
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Why didn't Farage just answer the question about Reform's education policy?
Why did he seek to mock and ridicule the journalist asking a perfectly legitimate question and try to deligitimise the FT?
Easy. That's who he is. An arrogant man who doesn't have any policies beyond pointing at the sea.
Why did he seek to mock and ridicule the journalist asking a perfectly legitimate question and try to deligitimise the FT?
Easy. That's who he is. An arrogant man who doesn't have any policies beyond pointing at the sea.
February 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Why didn't Farage just answer the question about Reform's education policy?
Why did he seek to mock and ridicule the journalist asking a perfectly legitimate question and try to deligitimise the FT?
Easy. That's who he is. An arrogant man who doesn't have any policies beyond pointing at the sea.
Why did he seek to mock and ridicule the journalist asking a perfectly legitimate question and try to deligitimise the FT?
Easy. That's who he is. An arrogant man who doesn't have any policies beyond pointing at the sea.
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I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
www.instagram.com/reel/DU3CUtq... Remember when the President wasn’t an arsehole?
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February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
www.instagram.com/reel/DU3CUtq... Remember when the President wasn’t an arsehole?
Happy birthday Klint Kubiak, new Head Coach of the Las Vegas Raiders #RaiderNation - very excited for the future! 🫡🫡🏴☠️🇬🇧
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Happy birthday Klint Kubiak, new Head Coach of the Las Vegas Raiders #RaiderNation - very excited for the future! 🫡🫡🏴☠️🇬🇧
x.com/honestfrank/... Well, I’m today years old finding out about this!
Francis Keogh on X: "Robert Duvall, legendary actor and surprise Scottish football pundit https://t.co/QxKybTNxrw" / X
Robert Duvall, legendary actor and surprise Scottish football pundit https://t.co/QxKybTNxrw
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February 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
x.com/honestfrank/... Well, I’m today years old finding out about this!
www.instagram.com/reel/DUz0ktC... “I’m not pissed…”
February 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
www.instagram.com/reel/DUz0ktC... “I’m not pissed…”
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
Cat wrangler! youtube.com/shorts/io6-z...
Cat vs. Groomer: The Ultimate Showdown #animals #pets #cats
YouTube video by IShowCat
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February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Cat wrangler! youtube.com/shorts/io6-z...
x.com/daveainswort... Hsppy birthday “Whispering Death” 🏏
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February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
x.com/daveainswort... Hsppy birthday “Whispering Death” 🏏
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Part of my theory of change is to share the words white men need to hear, spoken by white men. This is because creating defections is crucial to stopping authoritarianism and democratic backsliding. This is because almost everyone else is already off the Trump train.
"I never want to see a child ever run away from our own government ever again"
Notes on changing brains. And Brians.
www.thefarce.org
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Part of my theory of change is to share the words white men need to hear, spoken by white men. This is because creating defections is crucial to stopping authoritarianism and democratic backsliding. This is because almost everyone else is already off the Trump train.
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It’s going to be utterly Jokerfying if - after all that hilariously crooked, anti-democratic sneaking, backstabbing bullshit they got up to - they’re finally done in because one of them stupidly turned the shenanigans on one Times journalist, who was himself a co-conspirator.
If Labour Together had limited their intelligence gathering to anti-corruption campaigners and independent journalists the major media wouldn't have batted an eyelid. But they went after People Who Matter, when it's already open season on the Labour Together crew, and well, here we are.
February 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It’s going to be utterly Jokerfying if - after all that hilariously crooked, anti-democratic sneaking, backstabbing bullshit they got up to - they’re finally done in because one of them stupidly turned the shenanigans on one Times journalist, who was himself a co-conspirator.
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Can someone please delete this - it's making us look like a bunch of hypocritical twats.
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Can someone please delete this - it's making us look like a bunch of hypocritical twats.
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I'm old enough to remember when Labour frontbenchers were sacked for likes on tweets—now they are allowed to investigate themselves over issues of misconduct in public office.
RIGHTO
RIGHTO
February 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I'm old enough to remember when Labour frontbenchers were sacked for likes on tweets—now they are allowed to investigate themselves over issues of misconduct in public office.
RIGHTO
RIGHTO