marquisdesalt.bsky.social
@marquisdesalt.bsky.social
Double amputee. Perpetually incomplete. He/him.

We could eat Roquefort
or we could kick it like Rockports.
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Finally got it up

youtu.be/-gMAHm8LBes?...
Charlie Kirk and the Conservative Death Cult
YouTube video by F.D Signifier
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Wow. YouTube just tried to get me to click on an ad by serving me this thumbnail for it. Nefarious.

I assume it's AI generated based on the amount of "This Week In Videogames" videos I have clicked on.

@skillup.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Accidentally clicked on an Endymion video and now I feel like my PC needs a shower.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The MTGArena Powered Cube is sweet, but I do think it's harmed a little by Boros just being so much better than everything else.

Put more broken shit in, preferably anti-aggro. Vault/Key, Thopter/Sword, Consult/Oracle, Bowmasters, Ring. (Make Omenpaths versions if you have to.)

#MTGArena #Cube
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'

"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"

(via Variety)
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@lordmandalore.bsky.social Come back to BlueSky. Someone named "Halligan" being in the news cycle has infinite meme potential. xD
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Picture this exact scenario, but it started happening a decade ago and now every agency you work with won't shut up about you taking more time for less pay to correct their magic machine's mistakes and you'll have just the slightest idea what your games' localizers have put up with this whole time.
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Supporters of AI treat stuff like this the same as they would their toddler fingerpainting for the first time. They are as invested (and biased) as parents.

"Oooooooh, that's amaaaaaaaazing!"
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If what makes a Brawl card miserable to play against is the number of triggers and game actions you have to sit through while your win % goes down and you don't get to participate in the game, Icetill Explorer has to be close to the worst. Wouldn't blame anyone for conceding on sight.

#MTGArena
October 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I can't handle Riley's commentary. The seems-smart-but-isn't-really-if-you-think-about-it stuff he constantly spews just makes me want to shut the stream off.

#PTEOE
September 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Charlie Kirk spent his entire waking life working hard to ensure that I wouldn't mourn his death.

He succeeded, because I'm not.
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In honor of Kwame Brown being back in the news for shitting on Gilbert Arenas, I present the funniest of clip of all time, in which he sings an impromptu song destroying Matt Barnes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA1P...
Kwame Brown ANNIHILATES Matt Barnes! MOCKS Him About Derek Fisher
YouTube video by The Ball Out
www.youtube.com
July 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Canadians watching Americans learn the U.S. government is giving limited immunity to Ghislaine Maxwell
July 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The sheer volume of garbage AI companies that have no idea what to do with AI and somehow think people will subscribe to a service that summarizes things. You don't have a product. Leave me alone.
July 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I am absolutely convinced of the banality of evil, and the unlimited capacity of human beings for conspiratorial thinking.
July 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I feel like almost every NBA playoff series is either a mismatch, or affected by major injuries. #NBAFinals

Almost feels punishing to follow the league, sometimes. Why get tied up in the minutiae when an Achilles or hamstring affects outcomes more than any front office, player or coach?
June 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I did the thing. #MTG #FinalFantasy
June 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After watching @lordmandalore.bsky.social's videos on Marathon, I was really intrigued.

it's so disappointing that this game ended up being a totally different experience, in a genre I hate, and probably not even a successful one.
May 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"It's not the games I hate, it's their fans..."
May 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Flavor fail, should have been "Time Magic" and Slow, Slowga, Stop etc.
May 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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When the AI crime scanner false flags you on the way to your AI doctor who processes the wrong claim with its AI system while misdiagnosing you due to AI reasoning being made up just remember we did not in fact want this
April 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
April 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM