Mark Woodward
@markwoodward.bsky.social
Musician / Actor / Designer / Developer.
They / Them.
markwoodward.com.au
They / Them.
markwoodward.com.au
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DoorDash needs a button that I promise to use very judiciously that says ‘I really need this kebab asap’
May 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
DoorDash needs a button that I promise to use very judiciously that says ‘I really need this kebab asap’
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Trump's right hand man (literally) just casually giving the Nazi salute... twice.
January 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Trump's right hand man (literally) just casually giving the Nazi salute... twice.
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“I just had a fiddle with your special cranker. I hope that’s ok”
-studio conversations
-studio conversations
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“I just had a fiddle with your special cranker. I hope that’s ok”
-studio conversations
-studio conversations
But first, another gin.
January 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
But first, another gin.
There. That’s the dishwasher stacked and kitchen floor mopped. Now back to the packing.
January 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
There. That’s the dishwasher stacked and kitchen floor mopped. Now back to the packing.
I absolutely hate packing and I’m bad at it and why isn’t there some sort community program to come and just do it for me.
January 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I absolutely hate packing and I’m bad at it and why isn’t there some sort community program to come and just do it for me.
Nobody demands gender representation quite like cisgendered, middle-aged white men.
“No, not the buttons… not my gumdrop buttons!” Conservative politicians are #VeryAngry about enforcing the gender identity of a biscuit.
#Christmas
#Christmas
Why Australian politicians are angry at the ‘woke brigade’ over gender neutral gingerbread
The gingerbread people sold in a Parliament House cafe have some conservative politicians aghast
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Nobody demands gender representation quite like cisgendered, middle-aged white men.
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
I’m exhausted. I deserve a treat.
December 5, 2024 at 10:37 AM
I’m exhausted. I deserve a treat.
Apparently it's possible to hurt my esophagus by swallowing a small amount of water.
2024 really is the year that keeps giving.
2024 really is the year that keeps giving.
December 5, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Apparently it's possible to hurt my esophagus by swallowing a small amount of water.
2024 really is the year that keeps giving.
2024 really is the year that keeps giving.
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Who’s ready for the worst podcast of all time
November 22, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Who’s ready for the worst podcast of all time
Toast is the best food.
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Toast is the best food.