Mark Blumberg
@markmuststop.bsky.social
In marketing materials, my film’s distributor called me an “amateur filmmaker” which in retrospect explains how much they paid me.
@shannonwheeler.bsky.social had the random thought today that Kevin Corrigan would make for an interesting TMCM. Take that as you will!
September 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@shannonwheeler.bsky.social had the random thought today that Kevin Corrigan would make for an interesting TMCM. Take that as you will!
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mom's spaghetti
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
mom's spaghetti
Me explaining to the IRS why I wrote off my 19th century flaneur outfit (top hat, cane, Victorian coat):
Taking aimless walks is an essential aspect of the process of intellectual labor and people who have never had Truths revealed to them during a walk cannot understand this
August 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me explaining to the IRS why I wrote off my 19th century flaneur outfit (top hat, cane, Victorian coat):
I was just on a website that turned my cursor into a magic wand. Wtf I thought they made that illegal
July 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I was just on a website that turned my cursor into a magic wand. Wtf I thought they made that illegal
I would like to share a parenting hack...
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I would like to share a parenting hack...
Sometimes I can just sit and think about how much I love seeing Michael Ironside in a movie.
July 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sometimes I can just sit and think about how much I love seeing Michael Ironside in a movie.
I’m old but I give off a younger person’s vibe because I’ve been able to remain blissfully stupid my entire adult life
July 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m old but I give off a younger person’s vibe because I’ve been able to remain blissfully stupid my entire adult life
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Opinion: The threat being bited by a Dracula is scary af. But peehaps thats exactly why we love it
(Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)
(Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)
June 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Opinion: The threat being bited by a Dracula is scary af. But peehaps thats exactly why we love it
(Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)
(Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)
Antisemitism is a real thing except when politicians use it it means “not Islamophobic enough”
June 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Antisemitism is a real thing except when politicians use it it means “not Islamophobic enough”
Omg I voted for a guy who sounds exactly like Mark Ruffalo. What's going on
June 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Omg I voted for a guy who sounds exactly like Mark Ruffalo. What's going on
I love this scene because he never sits like this again in the entire 8-movie series
June 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love this scene because he never sits like this again in the entire 8-movie series
Summer in the city. I love it so much and it smells exactly like piss all the time. My own piss starts to smell better just by association with summer breezes
June 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Summer in the city. I love it so much and it smells exactly like piss all the time. My own piss starts to smell better just by association with summer breezes
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I know this guy, I will not have anyone shit talking him on here, he's a friend
May 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I know this guy, I will not have anyone shit talking him on here, he's a friend
It’s almost never the right time to say this but I’m really glad that I got a liberal arts education
May 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s almost never the right time to say this but I’m really glad that I got a liberal arts education
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Listen to Helen.
On June 24, rank
Zohran,
Lander,
Myrie,
Ramos, and
Adrienne (not Eric) Adams.
Done.
On June 24, rank
Zohran,
Lander,
Myrie,
Ramos, and
Adrienne (not Eric) Adams.
Done.
Rank Zohran 1, Lander 2, and don’t rank Cuomo at all ya putzes
May 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Listen to Helen.
On June 24, rank
Zohran,
Lander,
Myrie,
Ramos, and
Adrienne (not Eric) Adams.
Done.
On June 24, rank
Zohran,
Lander,
Myrie,
Ramos, and
Adrienne (not Eric) Adams.
Done.
This is my fourth pope. Didn’t think we were supposed to go through them so quickly
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is my fourth pope. Didn’t think we were supposed to go through them so quickly
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Jenny Holzer, Living: More than once I've wakened with tears..., 1980-82 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137147
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137147
April 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Jenny Holzer, Living: More than once I've wakened with tears..., 1980-82 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137147
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137147
Having the craziest day (en route to the opera)
March 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Having the craziest day (en route to the opera)
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The hardest working font in Manhattan: Marcin Wichary's beautifully visual and interactive history of a 135-year-old typeface that's somehow everywhere and largely unknown at once https://aresluna.org/the-harde...
February 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The hardest working font in Manhattan: Marcin Wichary's beautifully visual and interactive history of a 135-year-old typeface that's somehow everywhere and largely unknown at once https://aresluna.org/the-harde...
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February 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"