Mark Blumberg
@markmuststop.bsky.social
In marketing materials, my film’s distributor called me an “amateur filmmaker” which in retrospect explains how much they paid me.
Exorcist 3, Nightmare on Elm Street 3
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Exorcist 3, Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Theo wants a Death costume for Christmas and it took me forever to realize why
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Theo wants a Death costume for Christmas and it took me forever to realize why
The People’s History of Menswear
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The People’s History of Menswear
It does so well that James Cameron walks into a pitch meeting and writes The Hill Has Eye$, impressing everybody
October 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It does so well that James Cameron walks into a pitch meeting and writes The Hill Has Eye$, impressing everybody
Don’t give Guillermo del Toro any more ideas
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don’t give Guillermo del Toro any more ideas
Theo ended up loving Bill and Ted are Doomed! Nice meeting ya and thanks for the rec
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Theo ended up loving Bill and Ted are Doomed! Nice meeting ya and thanks for the rec
That’s radicchiolous
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That’s radicchiolous
If you watch with captions that’s what he’s saying all the time. Sadly the poor fool makes it sound something like “Ruh roh”
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If you watch with captions that’s what he’s saying all the time. Sadly the poor fool makes it sound something like “Ruh roh”
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Blue Velvet (1986)
August 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Blue Velvet (1986)
This has been a parenting hack from Mark, the man in the picture. Have a good night.
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This has been a parenting hack from Mark, the man in the picture. Have a good night.
Alas sometimes they do break. Who cares? You got the glasses for free by eating a lot of jam. More jam and glasses will come.
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Alas sometimes they do break. Who cares? You got the glasses for free by eating a lot of jam. More jam and glasses will come.
Bonne Maman jars don't break. You can throw em on the floor and they just roll around. When you have as many as I do you want them to break. You're begging them to break. I'm sick and tired of storing leftover soup in tiny jam jars. Why won't these fuckers crack?
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Bonne Maman jars don't break. You can throw em on the floor and they just roll around. When you have as many as I do you want them to break. You're begging them to break. I'm sick and tired of storing leftover soup in tiny jam jars. Why won't these fuckers crack?
(Plus my dumb big hands reaching for the maple syrup aren't gonna instantly puddle a full cup of milk if it's in these boys)
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
(Plus my dumb big hands reaching for the maple syrup aren't gonna instantly puddle a full cup of milk if it's in these boys)
Kid's cups, made of plastic, are too light. They get knocked over all the time. Glass like this has a heft to it. Kids carry the liquid to their mouths with more respect, care & intention.
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Kid's cups, made of plastic, are too light. They get knocked over all the time. Glass like this has a heft to it. Kids carry the liquid to their mouths with more respect, care & intention.
Bonne Maman jars are great for transitioning your toddler out of sippy cups and/or the bottle. Our first didn't even have a sippy cup stage.
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Bonne Maman jars are great for transitioning your toddler out of sippy cups and/or the bottle. Our first didn't even have a sippy cup stage.
This movie is so crazy and so wonderful
July 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This movie is so crazy and so wonderful