Mark Blumberg
@markmuststop.bsky.social
In marketing materials, my film’s distributor called me an “amateur filmmaker” which in retrospect explains how much they paid me.
Theo wants a Death costume for Christmas and it took me forever to realize why
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Theo wants a Death costume for Christmas and it took me forever to realize why
I would like to share a parenting hack...
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I would like to share a parenting hack...
I love this scene because he never sits like this again in the entire 8-movie series
June 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love this scene because he never sits like this again in the entire 8-movie series
Having the craziest day (en route to the opera)
March 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Having the craziest day (en route to the opera)
In the 90s, nothing was faster than this crab
February 2, 2024 at 3:38 PM
In the 90s, nothing was faster than this crab
"Age yourself with the first movie you saw in the theater as a kid."
December 29, 2023 at 6:54 PM
"Age yourself with the first movie you saw in the theater as a kid."
@pftompkins.bsky.social you really oughta read this.
December 12, 2023 at 7:44 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social you really oughta read this.
This is my religion
November 13, 2023 at 3:56 PM
This is my religion
Do you guys ever get upset that we can't go to other planets?
November 1, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Do you guys ever get upset that we can't go to other planets?
SILVER BULLET made me want to bring back hanging out with friends while a decent but not especially great horror movie plays on in the background
October 11, 2023 at 3:27 PM
SILVER BULLET made me want to bring back hanging out with friends while a decent but not especially great horror movie plays on in the background
Honk if you agree
September 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Honk if you agree
Thanks to Amazon user Paul for the insightful review of my film!
September 22, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Thanks to Amazon user Paul for the insightful review of my film!