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Mark Haselgrove
@markhaselgrove.bsky.social
Professor of Experimental Psychology at the University of Nottingham. Interested in associative learning, and its application to all manner of stuff. Not really interested in brains. He/him.

https://scholar.google.co.uk/citations?user=fObPQPsAAAAJ&hl=en
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New paper 😀

"Mechanisms underlying the accuracy of stimulus representations: Within-event learning and outcome mediation."

By Sandra Lagator, Clara Muniz-Diez, @tombeesley.bsky.social and Me

psycnet.apa.org/record/2026-...

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One of the great delights of Christmas is hearing new ways of using language from one's children.

For example, today I learned...

"We are out in the butt-fuck of nowhere"
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Annual dose of Christianity.

This year's highlight was the Archangel Gabriel, dressed in black & yellow striped tights & crocs, taking calls from God on an oversized inflatable mobile phone. He was assisted by two other angels who led the singing at a pitch that no other human has ever accomplished
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Definitely time to deploy this.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Checked the local council webpage, only to discover that my recycling bin WILL be collected tomorrow.

This gives me so much joy.
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Checked the local council webpage, only to discover that my recycling bin WILL be collected tomorrow.

This gives me so much joy.
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Accidentally hit ceiling light fitting with a hammer while doing other DIY job.

Light started flickering.

Step 1. Remove fitting and test it for continuity with a multimeter.

Step 2. Multimeter battery is flat. Go to shop and get new battery.
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Accidentally hit ceiling light fitting with a hammer while doing other DIY job.

Light started flickering.

Step 1. Remove fitting and test it for continuity with a multimeter.

Step 2. Multimeter battery is flat. Go to shop and get new battery.
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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The irony of this meme makes commentary pointless.
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Am I terriblely old fashioned by reading the papers I cite?
Closing out my year with a journal editor shocker 🧵

Checking new manuscripts today I reviewed a paper attributing 2 papers to me I did not write. A daft thing for an author to do of course. But intrigued I web searched up one of the titles and that's when it got real weird...
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The number 1 movie when you were ten years old will define your 2026
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Stuck on a Christmas stocking filler? Then why not run out to the shops and get 'Learning: A very short introduction" by me.

amzn.eu/d/abLEyUu

As this reviewer says "Dr Hazelgrove has made a profession out of experimenting on children"

Say it in a sinister voice, for extra festive fun.
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Stuck on a Christmas stocking filler? Then why not run out to the shops and get 'Learning: A very short introduction" by me.

amzn.eu/d/abLEyUu

As this reviewer says "Dr Hazelgrove has made a profession out of experimenting on children"

Say it in a sinister voice, for extra festive fun.
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I think we can all agree that this is fake news.
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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🚧 Planned Pavlovia Maintenance – December 27th 🚧

During this time Pavlovia Servers will be offline. You may need to update old PsychoPy releases to continue smooth syncing to Pavlovia - see this discourse post for details.
discourse.psychopy.org/t/pavlovia-m...

Thanks for your patience 🙏
Pavlovia maintenance on 27 Dec 2025
We are planning an essential update to Pavlovia on 27 December 2025. This is necessary as part of our ongoing security updates and usually such updates have minimal impact on users but, on this…
discourse.psychopy.org
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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In Granada next week? Join us for the CIMCYC Workshop on Learning and Attention, with @davluque.bsky.social, @mavadillo.bsky.social, Teodóra Vékony and @mikelepelley.bsky.social discussing how learning and attention interact across different domains.
franfrutos.github.io/learning_att...
Home – CIMCYC Workshop on Learning and Attention
franfrutos.github.io
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Christmas "card" from the vice chancellor landed in inboxes this morning, wishing us a relaxing and rewarding break.

Taking bets on the interval between this and an email from HR telling all academics that they are at risk of redundancy.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Please send thoughts and prayers. It is Mrs H's nursery class nativity play today.

Rehearsals yesterday included an argument between Mary and Joseph over Baby Jesus, and a wise man who decided to break dance on stage.
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I agree.

For me, at first, Academia was very much an identity and a calling.

Years later, after some experience of terrible university management, it is "a job".

Some other reflections (which turned out to be about workload management, and ways of working)
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
My favourite Instagram posts at the moment.

Don't invest in new-fangled dashboards and AI.

Invest in Janet.

www.instagram.com/reel/DRohFn1...
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November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Given that Mrs H doesn't tend to speak exclusively between 6 to 8 KHz, her claim that I have selective hearing seems to be sound.

#PunIntended
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Do you think this is a favourite chair by any chance?
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Nothing to see here, just students being required to undergo a security bag check before meeting with our university Vice Chancellor.

An eloquent and scathing report of the meeting by a PhD student

www.linkedin.com/pulse/uon-st...
UoN student Q&A with the Vice Chancellor about course closures: from bad to worse
Yesterday, 24 November, along with many other University of Nottingham students, I attended the student Q&A with the Vice Chancellor, Prof. Jane Norman, and her team about the proposed course closures...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nothing to see here, just students being required to undergo a security bag check before meeting with our university Vice Chancellor.

An eloquent and scathing report of the meeting by a PhD student

www.linkedin.com/pulse/uon-st...
UoN student Q&A with the Vice Chancellor about course closures: from bad to worse
Yesterday, 24 November, along with many other University of Nottingham students, I attended the student Q&A with the Vice Chancellor, Prof. Jane Norman, and her team about the proposed course closures...
www.linkedin.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Rather foggy, but glad that our garden cam captured a fox.

Henry the Hedgehog has, it seems, gone rather dormant.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM