and if the tim key bus
crashes into us
to die by your side
is such a heavenly way to die

(flirty) call me, Ishmael

Alex Horne!

Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban

It's International Day of the Potato 🥔

A day that Joe Wilkinson surely celebrates with gusto.

#Taskmaster

Six years ago today, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's. It's not the end, it's a new trickier beginning.

I've carpe'd the diem and slept a lot. I've had four covids,two heart attacks, one wedding, several quiz titles and the best gigs of my career.

I know it's trite. But life is for living. Fight.

s19 might be my new comfort @taskmaster.tv series. there's something about it

I think I need @thehornesection.bsky.social do that 'pov your bag is being stolen but you've got your headphones on' trend with shit show as the song they're listening to. Glorious mental image

I am so normal about the horne section and the horne section tv show

do you know when you find a new song and for the first 3-5 listens it's like yeah okay this is okay and then upon the 6th listen you're like OH SHIT OH NO OH BUDDY THIS IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

I've met people who think telling fellow authors you're a fan is weird or cringe or fanboy-ish or whatever. I give zero fucks. I love books. I'm a fan of great writers. I've reached out to half a dozen just this week to say I loved something they wrote.

WHY was series 2 episode 1 of the horne section tv show so good. I am already insufferable, all this has done is make it worse.