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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
WASHINGTON—Calling her actions “indefensible,” Vice President JD Vance stated Thursday that Renée Good was brainwashed by the Bible into loving thy neighbor. “The fact of the matter is that Renée Good...
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January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
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September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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July 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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Don't let the doorknob hitcha.
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Don't let the doorknob hitcha.
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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Accurate but heinous www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
Defending Medicaid Cuts, Ernst Tells Iowans, ‘We All Are Going to Die’
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May 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Accurate but heinous www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
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Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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January 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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Need a hand with your Christmas shopping? Stop by Archie McPhee in Seattle for stocking stuffers and white elephant gifts!
December 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Need a hand with your Christmas shopping? Stop by Archie McPhee in Seattle for stocking stuffers and white elephant gifts!
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No, That’s not a comet. That’s the planet Mercury with it's sodium tail.
December 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
No, That’s not a comet. That’s the planet Mercury with it's sodium tail.
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Hoag’s Object is a rare ring galaxy located over 600 million light-years from Earth.
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
December 16, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Hoag’s Object is a rare ring galaxy located over 600 million light-years from Earth.
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.
Delightfully distinctive.
📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
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Usually in movies, she ends up dead.
November 25, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Usually in movies, she ends up dead.
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