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Cellophane
@marcuscethegus.bsky.social
Lawyer/husband/author/dogsitter.
The lead story in tomorrow’s NYT is about a plucky 4H club in Waukesha, WI that is making a difference.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Welcome!
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:

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October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I guess some of you bots weren’t listening the first time.
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:

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October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:

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October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:

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October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I didn't have "Texas declares war on NY State" on my bingo card.
March 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.

“Bright winter moonlight over the Bay of Naples, frigid waters reflecting a serpentine white column into the north wind.”

#VestaAndHerChildren
Authors if you see this, it's a sign to post the 1st line of your book.

"I am not a memoirist.” #LandBeneaththeWaves
Authors if you see this, it's a sign to post the 1st line of your book.

"I’m lying, as you do, on the pavement.”
February 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Of my followers, 30 are clearly bots/advertisements (young women from abroad or bitcoin traders), and another 10 are probably bots (no face pic, too many numbers in handle, no followers). That leaves about 100 real humans.

Greetings to all the real people (mostly people who are friends IRL).
January 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I want to extend a warm welcome to all the new bots that have followed me, and to say "Term paper NFT Bitcoin girls Trump homework money mortgage ETF get rich quick".
January 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
At this point, all my new followers are straight porn bots. :( it’s so predictable.
December 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Today is THE LAST DAY—
that you can download my first novel, “Vesta and her Children” for free. Tomorrow the price goes to $2.99. Let me know what you think.

Happy holidays to all!!!
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com
December 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome eBook : Twain, Marcia J. H.: Books
www.amazon.com
December 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome eBook : Twain, Marcia J. H.: Books
www.amazon.com
December 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Want to read a beautiful romance and learn how Rome fell at the same time? Read my new book, Vesta and her Children, available in kindle and paperback.

www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome: 9798338788783: Twain, Marcia J.H.: Books
www.amazon.com
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
First 24-hour US stock exchange approved.

Now you can get your beauty rest and wake up refreshed to a collapsed economy.
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
So, I just self published a historical novel on Amazon KDP, and so far the only purchasers are friends and relatives. I thought (foolishly), that lots of people would be interested, but guess not. Is this normal? Struck out on queries to agents. Should I just assume I suck and move on?
November 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM