Marcus is the Opposite of Melting
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rewriting a more realistic script for The Lord of the Rings. Frodo just stays home and we watch thirteen hours of him cooking meals and reading books. every hour or so he glances at a newspaper and goes, "Oh shit what's happening in Rohan? That's fucked." Then he goes to the pub to drink with Sam.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
rewriting a more realistic script for The Lord of the Rings. Frodo just stays home and we watch thirteen hours of him cooking meals and reading books. every hour or so he glances at a newspaper and goes, "Oh shit what's happening in Rohan? That's fucked." Then he goes to the pub to drink with Sam.
Shouts out to AI!
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Shouts out to AI!
TJ Finley is Dollar Tree Diego Pavia
Quarterback TJ Finley announces he's looking for a 7th school to play for and an 8th year of eligibility.
LSU (2020)
Auburn (2021-22)
Texas State (2023)
Western Kentucky (2024)
Tulane (spring 2025)
Georgia State (fall 2025)
LSU (2020)
Auburn (2021-22)
Texas State (2023)
Western Kentucky (2024)
Tulane (spring 2025)
Georgia State (fall 2025)
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
TJ Finley is Dollar Tree Diego Pavia
Hey kids. Don’t skimp out on your daily buoy consumption. I ❤️ being in The Future.
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey kids. Don’t skimp out on your daily buoy consumption. I ❤️ being in The Future.
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Me entering Cook-Out
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me entering Cook-Out
Have you ever had to deep throat a straw because you cracked the tip and can’t get the appropriate sucking action?
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Have you ever had to deep throat a straw because you cracked the tip and can’t get the appropriate sucking action?
Shouts out to the guy counting out his, I don’t know, 2000? dollars in 20s in the middle of the Tropical Smoothie Cafe!
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Shouts out to the guy counting out his, I don’t know, 2000? dollars in 20s in the middle of the Tropical Smoothie Cafe!
Apparently getting put in a headlock is a foul on the player being headlocked 🤷🏻
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Apparently getting put in a headlock is a foul on the player being headlocked 🤷🏻
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Totally under the radar aspect of this potential hire is that Sitake's profile looks like the Nittany Lion logo
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Totally under the radar aspect of this potential hire is that Sitake's profile looks like the Nittany Lion logo
Very excited to witness The Matrix happening in real time!
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Very excited to witness The Matrix happening in real time!
I’ve worked really hard to get here and am very proud to have hit this milestone
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve worked really hard to get here and am very proud to have hit this milestone
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
Probably a bad sign when you defensive set up can’t play defense
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Probably a bad sign when you defensive set up can’t play defense
JEEZUS CHRIST
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
JEEZUS CHRIST
Rather than a donut of sadness, this game is two donuts of sadness out together, resulting in an infinity loop of sadness ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Rather than a donut of sadness, this game is two donuts of sadness out together, resulting in an infinity loop of sadness ☹️
Shouts out to these people behind me at the restaurant arguing about whether or not Tim Tebow was good - IN 2025
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Shouts out to these people behind me at the restaurant arguing about whether or not Tim Tebow was good - IN 2025
Just witnessed a guy step out in between two train cars WHILE THE TRAIN WAS MOVING to take a leak on the train tracks
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just witnessed a guy step out in between two train cars WHILE THE TRAIN WAS MOVING to take a leak on the train tracks
“I’m crossfaded on Benadryl and Diet Coke”
@farris.bsky.social
@farris.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“I’m crossfaded on Benadryl and Diet Coke”
@farris.bsky.social
@farris.bsky.social
Hey guys! Chicago is a pretty neat place!
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hey guys! Chicago is a pretty neat place!
DeBoer and Venables should wrestle each other to decide the winner
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
DeBoer and Venables should wrestle each other to decide the winner
Shouts out to this really good banana I just ate!
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Shouts out to this really good banana I just ate!
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have you considered the literary device of “built different”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
have you considered the literary device of “built different”
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
I like my women like I like my tape; with
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I like my women like I like my tape; with
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November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM