Marcus is the Opposite of Melting
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Shouts out to AI!
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Shouts out to AI!
Hey kids. Don’t skimp out on your daily buoy consumption. I ❤️ being in The Future.
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey kids. Don’t skimp out on your daily buoy consumption. I ❤️ being in The Future.
I’ve worked really hard to get here and am very proud to have hit this milestone
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve worked really hard to get here and am very proud to have hit this milestone
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
JEEZUS CHRIST
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
JEEZUS CHRIST
Here was last nights dinner at Portillo’s. Polish sausage covered in mustard and grilled onions with a side of rings.
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Here was last nights dinner at Portillo’s. Polish sausage covered in mustard and grilled onions with a side of rings.
Me and this one other dude get it
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me and this one other dude get it
I like my women like I like my tape; with
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I like my women like I like my tape; with
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social @brockway.bsky.social Very much asking for spoilers here so when can we expect the AIMS team to have a run in with Shine Squatch?
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social @brockway.bsky.social Very much asking for spoilers here so when can we expect the AIMS team to have a run in with Shine Squatch?
IFAB FAP-TAP sounds like something you’d hear in a Migos song
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
IFAB FAP-TAP sounds like something you’d hear in a Migos song
Vanderbitl
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Vanderbitl
It also gave us my favorite Sad Michigan Fan of all time
October 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It also gave us my favorite Sad Michigan Fan of all time
My daughter had created a portable bed for her stuffed animals and it has now found a new occupant
October 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My daughter had created a portable bed for her stuffed animals and it has now found a new occupant
This one might be weirder
October 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This one might be weirder
He can’t keep getting away with this!
October 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
He can’t keep getting away with this!
I had the exact same thought about my favourite organic table grapes box this morning
October 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I had the exact same thought about my favourite organic table grapes box this morning
The Reverse Perfecto feels great!
Even at 3AM when you can’t sleep!
Even at 3AM when you can’t sleep!
September 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The Reverse Perfecto feels great!
Even at 3AM when you can’t sleep!
Even at 3AM when you can’t sleep!
LEGENDARY
September 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
LEGENDARY
Even though this has absolutely benefited my favorite baseball team, I hurt for Tigers fans.
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Even though this has absolutely benefited my favorite baseball team, I hurt for Tigers fans.
This guy is a pretty good escape artist and when I let him back in his fence today he just hopped up on the chair and sat down like he’s an old man watching the rain roll in.
September 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This guy is a pretty good escape artist and when I let him back in his fence today he just hopped up on the chair and sat down like he’s an old man watching the rain roll in.
In doomed from the start news
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
In doomed from the start news
This dude loves showing off his giant belly
September 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This dude loves showing off his giant belly
Back to back days
September 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Back to back days
At this point I just think there’s something wrong with me
September 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
At this point I just think there’s something wrong with me
