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Reup: The blondes from Florida (Halligan and Bondi) have now offered even stupider explanations about the circumstances of Jim Comey's prosecution.

www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/14/l...
Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer's Story Gets Stupider - emptywheel
Lindsey Halligan now claims that she got at least two indictments out of one grand jury presentment. And Pam Bondi thinks that's cool.
www.emptywheel.net
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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1. A thread by @reidhoffman.bsky.social — the tech entrepreneur/investor and philanthropist — who was named this morning by President Trump as a person the DOJ should investigate with respect to Jeffrey Epstein.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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BUT HIS EMAILS! RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!

These Jeffrey Epstein Russian ties sure are interesting!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/but-his-em...
BUT HIS EMAILS! RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!
These Jeffrey Epstein Russian ties sure are interesting!
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November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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what a fascinating collection of names. i wonder what the commonality between all of them is
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
And then NYMag published just such a story. www.vulture.com/2018/09/soon...
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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You would think that the 8 GOP Senators who are SO OUTRAGED that Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records that they want $1 million compensation would bring him in to testify IN A PUBLIC HEARING to explain why he did this. But no, they don’t want to do that. I wonder why?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hoo boy!
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Young women really hate it here.
Record numbers of younger women want to leave the U.S.

news.gallup.com/poll/697382/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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NEW: The fate of the Trump-ordered prosecutions of James Comey and Letitia James hinges on today’s argument about whether Lindsey Halligan — the only prosecutor to sign the indictments — was legitimately appointed.

Live from Alexandria w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Halligan in the hot seat as Comey, James move to disqualify her as interim US attorney
A judge will hear arguments Thursday on the validity of Lindsey Halligan’s appointment to lead the Eastern District of Virginia.
www.politico.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I Love The Smell Of Fresh Epstein Files In The Morning
www.wonkette.com/p/i-love-the...

By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
I Love The Smell Of Fresh Epstein Files In The Morning
Some seriously dirty laundry.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Epstein Files With Trump In Em Coming Out Drip Drip Drip
👀

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/epstein-fi...
Epstein Files With Trump In Em Coming Out Drip Drip Drip
👀
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November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Imgraham doesnt sound happy
INGRAHAM: “Does that mean the H-1B visa thing will not be a big priorit?”

TRUMP: “You have to bring in talent.”

INGRAHAM: “We have plenty of talent.”

TRUMP: “No, you don’t.”

Wow. Wait til MAGA sees this one. 😕
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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E. Jean Carroll And Ghislaine Maxwell: Tales Of Two Ladies From Trump's '90s Life

One wants out of jail, and the other is still waiting for her money.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/e-jean-car...
E. Jean Carroll And Ghislaine Maxwell: Tales Of Two Ladies From Trump's '90s Life
One wants out of jail, and the other is still waiting for her money.
www.wonkette.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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For Trump So Loved The Veterans He Decided To Make Many More Of Them
Happy Veterans Day from President No More Wars.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/for-trump-...
For Trump So Loved The Veterans He Decided To Make Many More Of Them
Happy Veterans Day from President No More Wars.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Trump Pardons All His Election-Stealing Pals, Because Of Course
Guess we all knew this was coming.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/trump-pard...
Trump Pardons All His Election-Stealing Pals, Because Of Course
Guess we all knew this was coming.
www.wonkette.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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COMING UP: At 4 p.m. ET, magistrate judge William Fitzpatrick will hold a remote hearing on whether grand jury materials should be disclosed to James Comey's defense team.

Catch up on what happened at the last hearing w/ this piece from @rparloff.bsky.social:

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/tria...
Trial Dispatch: The Comey Hearing of Nov. 5, 2025
A judge ordered grand jury minutes turned over to James Comey, as well as information from five-year-old searches of Professor Dan Richman.
www.lawfaremedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So gross
Making fun of our neighborhoods and communities is disgusting.

Greg Bovino and his masked agents are not here to make Chicago safer. As children are tear gassed and U.S. citizens detained, they are posing for photo ops and producing reality TV moments. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Border Patrol Agents Pose At The Bean For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, 'Little Village!'"
blockclubchicago.org
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Happy Monday, Here Is Your Latest Nancy Mace WTF HOLY SH*T
That is some filthy swampwater down there!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/happy-mond...
Happy Monday, Here Is Your Latest Nancy Mace WTF HOLY SH*T
That is some filthy swampwater down there!
www.wonkette.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Trump Can't WAIT For America To Starve Or Go Broke On Healthcare
The shutdown may be ending, but there's no good news for The Groceries

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/trump-cant...
Trump Can't WAIT For America To Starve Or Go Broke On Healthcare
The shutdown may be ending, but there's no good news for The Groceries
www.wonkette.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM