Mara Johnson
@marajohnson.bsky.social
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So Cal born and raised.
Sports fan
Software developer
Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
I'm really tall
Least famous Mara on bsky
My posts will be like my interests: all over the place
So Cal born and raised.
Sports fan
Software developer
Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
I'm really tall
Least famous Mara on bsky
My posts will be like my interests: all over the place
Pinned
Bingo, middle line
making a bingo card where everyone wins (yes, even you, bitch, LOVE YOURSELF) 💕
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Bingo, middle line
The worst part of this gym is the Fox New channels plastered on the TVs near the equipment I want to use
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The worst part of this gym is the Fox New channels plastered on the TVs near the equipment I want to use
I have a million leggings, but I can't find any of the ones I wore to the gym before my injury in December
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I have a million leggings, but I can't find any of the ones I wore to the gym before my injury in December
I call this the "Overwatch getting out of dodge" play of the game. Juno is so fun
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I call this the "Overwatch getting out of dodge" play of the game. Juno is so fun
Big news for me! My name is officially official with the government. Well, most of the government
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Big news for me! My name is officially official with the government. Well, most of the government
Got a rude comment at the end of an Overwatch game(that we won). The guy said "All those hours in QP and none in comp. What a waste". Sorry, not everyone wants to play comp all day
January 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Got a rude comment at the end of an Overwatch game(that we won). The guy said "All those hours in QP and none in comp. What a waste". Sorry, not everyone wants to play comp all day
"Skynet will become self aware on August 29th, 2026. It will create CSAM at a geometric rate"
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
"Skynet will become self aware on August 29th, 2026. It will create CSAM at a geometric rate"
Name your fav anime
Macross. If I had to pick one its the first one, SDF. However, the entire saga would be my favorite(Yes, even Zero, 2, and 7)
Macross. If I had to pick one its the first one, SDF. However, the entire saga would be my favorite(Yes, even Zero, 2, and 7)
January 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Name your fav anime
Macross. If I had to pick one its the first one, SDF. However, the entire saga would be my favorite(Yes, even Zero, 2, and 7)
Macross. If I had to pick one its the first one, SDF. However, the entire saga would be my favorite(Yes, even Zero, 2, and 7)
We had skirt go spinny. Now we have shark go spinny
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
We had skirt go spinny. Now we have shark go spinny
Ok...this is a move
yeeeee
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Ok...this is a move
Reposted by Mara Johnson
I think one of the great joys of being trans is going from “I am the only person who feels this way, I am an alien being who has no community” to “oh, there are literally millions of other people who have had basically the exact same experience and they’re all nice and want to be friends”
I haven’t had a single unique experience it seems 😹
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I think one of the great joys of being trans is going from “I am the only person who feels this way, I am an alien being who has no community” to “oh, there are literally millions of other people who have had basically the exact same experience and they’re all nice and want to be friends”
Juno is so fun(just need to fix my sensitivity settings)
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Juno is so fun(just need to fix my sensitivity settings)
I was an Ana/Pharah main in Overwatch 1. Since coming back to OW2 I've been mainly playing Ana, but holy shit Juno is fun! This little Martian hero is enjoyable as hell
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I was an Ana/Pharah main in Overwatch 1. Since coming back to OW2 I've been mainly playing Ana, but holy shit Juno is fun! This little Martian hero is enjoyable as hell
This mech would fix my life
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
This mech would fix my life
Shoutout to the entire Kraken organization for going all out on their pride logos. The Kraken and Firebirds did more for pride than I think most other men's leagues have
January 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Shoutout to the entire Kraken organization for going all out on their pride logos. The Kraken and Firebirds did more for pride than I think most other men's leagues have
More Overwatch mystery heroes fun. I turned this room into a room of death
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
More Overwatch mystery heroes fun. I turned this room into a room of death
Me: Wow, I've been taking selfies wrong this whole time
Everyone who knows me: No shit
Everyone who knows me: No shit
How To Take Gender Affirming Selfies
YouTube video by FairyPrincessLucy
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Me: Wow, I've been taking selfies wrong this whole time
Everyone who knows me: No shit
Everyone who knows me: No shit
Its a good thing I'm not flying anywhere in the next month or two. My defibrillator's low battery indicator goes off at times and I'd hate to be at the airport or on an airplane when the beeps started
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Its a good thing I'm not flying anywhere in the next month or two. My defibrillator's low battery indicator goes off at times and I'd hate to be at the airport or on an airplane when the beeps started
Lots of shows had me in tears in their finales, but Babylon 5's "Sleeping in Light" and TNG's "All Good Things" were peak for me growing up. Farscape's "Bad Timing" had me yelling louder than Dargo, but I loved it too
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Lots of shows had me in tears in their finales, but Babylon 5's "Sleeping in Light" and TNG's "All Good Things" were peak for me growing up. Farscape's "Bad Timing" had me yelling louder than Dargo, but I loved it too
Being bad at women's sports. I know we're supposed to dominate them, but I've got a bad ankle, bad knee, bad back, and asthma.
As a trans woman, what's going to get you run off social media and/or socially murdered?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Being bad at women's sports. I know we're supposed to dominate them, but I've got a bad ankle, bad knee, bad back, and asthma.
When my bookmark accidentally slips out before I fully open the book
a girl in a hospital gown says where am i netflix
ALT: a girl in a hospital gown says where am i netflix
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
When my bookmark accidentally slips out before I fully open the book
Holy shit. The Wolves and Leeds results combined with the internal power struggle were the last straw
Ruben Amorim sacked as Man United manager
Manchester United have sacked boss Ruben Amorim.
www.espn.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Holy shit. The Wolves and Leeds results combined with the internal power struggle were the last straw
Currently doomscrolling on TikTok and there are no videos on my feed about Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Currently doomscrolling on TikTok and there are no videos on my feed about Venezuela
Reposted by Mara Johnson
Remember Londo's wisdom in this trying time
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Remember Londo's wisdom in this trying time
who's your favorite super-hero (without saying Batman or Spider-man)
The trauma of Batman with the heart of Superman. Team leader, older sibling, hilarious as anyone, and an ass that won't quit
The trauma of Batman with the heart of Superman. Team leader, older sibling, hilarious as anyone, and an ass that won't quit
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
who's your favorite super-hero (without saying Batman or Spider-man)
The trauma of Batman with the heart of Superman. Team leader, older sibling, hilarious as anyone, and an ass that won't quit
The trauma of Batman with the heart of Superman. Team leader, older sibling, hilarious as anyone, and an ass that won't quit