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Trans NB. They/them. Pan ace/aro. Unofficial Pixie of Mischief. Unapologetically queer. BLM. ACAB. #Kylux. #OFMD. #ThePitt. Izzy Hands apologist. 18+ only. NSFW.
I am @maniczebra on the place owned by apartheid Ken.
I am @maniczebra on the place owned by apartheid Ken.
So, my husband took me out on a date tonight (to the like one COVID conscious place we know). And I’m sitting there, wearing an OFMD shirt, and what comes on the stereo?Fuckin’ The Chain.
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
So, my husband took me out on a date tonight (to the like one COVID conscious place we know). And I’m sitting there, wearing an OFMD shirt, and what comes on the stereo?Fuckin’ The Chain.
MODERN DAY OFMD REBOOT, BABY!
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
MODERN DAY OFMD REBOOT, BABY!
I’m here. I’m very not sober and it’s kind making me exceptionally anxious. That is all.
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I’m here. I’m very not sober and it’s kind making me exceptionally anxious. That is all.
Shit. FAA grounding all MD-11 and MD-11F planes.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Shit. FAA grounding all MD-11 and MD-11F planes.
Ugh, I am SO out of the loop on OFMD.
That said, anyone here watch The Pitt? I’d love to make new Pitt friends. 💜
That said, anyone here watch The Pitt? I’d love to make new Pitt friends. 💜
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Ugh, I am SO out of the loop on OFMD.
That said, anyone here watch The Pitt? I’d love to make new Pitt friends. 💜
That said, anyone here watch The Pitt? I’d love to make new Pitt friends. 💜
Ugh, my knee is a fucking mess.
Brace off, it hurts less, but feels more unstable.
Brace on, it hurts more, but feels less unstable.
FML.
Brace off, it hurts less, but feels more unstable.
Brace on, it hurts more, but feels less unstable.
FML.
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Ugh, my knee is a fucking mess.
Brace off, it hurts less, but feels more unstable.
Brace on, it hurts more, but feels less unstable.
FML.
Brace off, it hurts less, but feels more unstable.
Brace on, it hurts more, but feels less unstable.
FML.
I haven’t watched any OFMD since the S2 finale, and I don’t envision myself watching it ever again.
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I haven’t watched any OFMD since the S2 finale, and I don’t envision myself watching it ever again.
Do you think Alex Horne jacks off to the image of Greg in his hot tub?
October 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Do you think Alex Horne jacks off to the image of Greg in his hot tub?
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My monocle just popped out
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My monocle just popped out
Apparently, since I’ve joined a certain fandom on Twitter, there apparently a limit to how horny-on-main can be. Not like with y’all fabulous OFMD and Kylux pervs.
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Apparently, since I’ve joined a certain fandom on Twitter, there apparently a limit to how horny-on-main can be. Not like with y’all fabulous OFMD and Kylux pervs.
Does being fucked with a crucifix
count as religious trauma?
count as religious trauma?
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Does being fucked with a crucifix
count as religious trauma?
count as religious trauma?
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Stizzy
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Stizzy
Gah. I think I’ve busted my left ACL.
FUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUCK
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Gah. I think I’ve busted my left ACL.
FUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUCK
A memorandum to my sciatic nerves:
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
Sincerely,
Me
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
Sincerely,
Me
September 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A memorandum to my sciatic nerves:
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
Sincerely,
Me
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
Sincerely,
Me
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@disastershipblonde.bsky.social What are Ben and Izzy’s opinions on Cheeto Hitler’s visit to the UK? I imagine Ben’s take would be EPIC.
September 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social What are Ben and Izzy’s opinions on Cheeto Hitler’s visit to the UK? I imagine Ben’s take would be EPIC.
I have eaten so much dill pickle popcorn that I have chemical burned my tongue.
That is all.
That is all.
September 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I have eaten so much dill pickle popcorn that I have chemical burned my tongue.
That is all.
That is all.
Another day, more disgusting hot flashes that makes me wish I could sleep on a snow drift.
Ordered a freezable bed liner thing. We’ll see if it’s any good.
Ordered a freezable bed liner thing. We’ll see if it’s any good.
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Another day, more disgusting hot flashes that makes me wish I could sleep on a snow drift.
Ordered a freezable bed liner thing. We’ll see if it’s any good.
Ordered a freezable bed liner thing. We’ll see if it’s any good.
Why are you attacking creatives and cozying up to fascists?
September 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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What's The Difference Between A Tory And A Bucket Of Shit? The Bucket. It's 2:00AM
September 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What's The Difference Between A Tory And A Bucket Of Shit? The Bucket. It's 2:00AM
TMI.
Still menopausal. Still fucking boiling. I ordered some freezable… things. For hands, feet, neck, assorted body parts. If it’s possible to feel low progesterone, I’m there.
My husband and I actually argued over which of Stan Rogers tunes was used in the landing video of the F-16 meme. 1/2
Still menopausal. Still fucking boiling. I ordered some freezable… things. For hands, feet, neck, assorted body parts. If it’s possible to feel low progesterone, I’m there.
My husband and I actually argued over which of Stan Rogers tunes was used in the landing video of the F-16 meme. 1/2
September 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
TMI.
Still menopausal. Still fucking boiling. I ordered some freezable… things. For hands, feet, neck, assorted body parts. If it’s possible to feel low progesterone, I’m there.
My husband and I actually argued over which of Stan Rogers tunes was used in the landing video of the F-16 meme. 1/2
Still menopausal. Still fucking boiling. I ordered some freezable… things. For hands, feet, neck, assorted body parts. If it’s possible to feel low progesterone, I’m there.
My husband and I actually argued over which of Stan Rogers tunes was used in the landing video of the F-16 meme. 1/2
Chairman Mao’s favourite braised pork belly for supper. It’s basically a Hunanese hong shao ro.
September 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Chairman Mao’s favourite braised pork belly for supper. It’s basically a Hunanese hong shao ro.