darth mando
@mandolakes.bsky.social
god this is so cathartic lmao
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
god this is so cathartic lmao
Evacuated from the Eaton fire last night. Went to bed when it was at 1,000 acres, woke up to find out it’s at 2,200 now. Our home is still safe for now but man this is awful
January 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Evacuated from the Eaton fire last night. Went to bed when it was at 1,000 acres, woke up to find out it’s at 2,200 now. Our home is still safe for now but man this is awful
I’ve had my own personal beef with United ever since they put out a customer service number that is only one digit different from my team’s phone number. Been mistakenly yelled at by enough people who lost coverage that they should owe me something at this point
December 11, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I’ve had my own personal beef with United ever since they put out a customer service number that is only one digit different from my team’s phone number. Been mistakenly yelled at by enough people who lost coverage that they should owe me something at this point
I somehow went almost three years without getting sick so I can only interpret these past two months as my body being like, “Yup, run it all through, let’s go” to catch back up to quota
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I somehow went almost three years without getting sick so I can only interpret these past two months as my body being like, “Yup, run it all through, let’s go” to catch back up to quota
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Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
*trying to stir up discourse* people who were on big accounts starter packs are the uhhh nepo babies of this site
November 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
*trying to stir up discourse* people who were on big accounts starter packs are the uhhh nepo babies of this site
Finally, a place where you can learn about the Bible every week.
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas education board approves optional Bible-infused curriculum for elementary schools starting next year.
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Finally, a place where you can learn about the Bible every week.
every guy who’s ever taken a mirror selfie has hit that first stance
best thing i saw in italy. two sided painting of The Ideal Man
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
every guy who’s ever taken a mirror selfie has hit that first stance
one of the first times I ever had a tweet blow up I had this influx of 2-3k resistance lib moms following me and at first they were super nice then within literally hours they turned on me in the replies for not following all of them back lmao
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
one of the first times I ever had a tweet blow up I had this influx of 2-3k resistance lib moms following me and at first they were super nice then within literally hours they turned on me in the replies for not following all of them back lmao
idk if you guys knew this but people are in the bathroom to take a shit and a piss
November 21, 2024 at 7:30 PM
idk if you guys knew this but people are in the bathroom to take a shit and a piss
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2025 is gonna be watching a streamer who reads at a sixth grade level interview the secretary of defense
November 20, 2024 at 10:53 PM
2025 is gonna be watching a streamer who reads at a sixth grade level interview the secretary of defense
finding out there’s another Hoffman and he’s acting AND he may very well have the juice might just be enough to sustain me until the new year
November 17, 2024 at 5:14 AM
finding out there’s another Hoffman and he’s acting AND he may very well have the juice might just be enough to sustain me until the new year
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tonight in a nutshell
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 AM
tonight in a nutshell
Generally agree with “it’s going to get worse before it gets funny” but the one thing that absolutely is funny right now is how tired Trump clearly is of Elon already
November 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Generally agree with “it’s going to get worse before it gets funny” but the one thing that absolutely is funny right now is how tired Trump clearly is of Elon already
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You can be a guy that claims WiFi causes brain cancer and vaccines cause autism and this is how you'll get covered by mainstream press
RFK Jr. wants to tackle chronic disease. Despite controversial views on vaccines, his focus on healthy food and taking on special interests may find broad support — and face political headwinds.
RFK Jr. wants to 'Make America Healthy Again.' He could face a lot of pushback
RFK Jr. wants to tackle chronic disease. Despite controversial views on vaccines, his focus on healthy food and taking on special interests may find broad support — and face political headwinds.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
You can be a guy that claims WiFi causes brain cancer and vaccines cause autism and this is how you'll get covered by mainstream press
Conservatives trying to figure out how to post on platforms without libs
November 11, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Conservatives trying to figure out how to post on platforms without libs
I had almost forgotten how much these people still whine even when they’ve gotten what they want. Incredible inability to sit with any sort of contentment.
November 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I had almost forgotten how much these people still whine even when they’ve gotten what they want. Incredible inability to sit with any sort of contentment.
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Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
The responsibility for resisting and correcting this behavior shouldn’t fall solely on a specific gender. If you’re a man of conscience and you see another man mimicking Nick Fuentes, fuck him up on sight before the women even get a chance. I mean that.
November 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
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you have a whole giant 44B cesspool catering to you with a craven billionaire subserviently turning every dial on whatever your whim is today but you join here the day after your ostensible massive victory. fuck dude. bleak
November 7, 2024 at 7:00 PM
you have a whole giant 44B cesspool catering to you with a craven billionaire subserviently turning every dial on whatever your whim is today but you join here the day after your ostensible massive victory. fuck dude. bleak
Realizing the thing that’s been holding me back from posting on here is idk what type of freaks are on here yet. I don’t like my freaks to be shadowy figures - I prefer them to be really loud and dumb and seemingly unavoidable despite me never interacting with them. It’s what I know
October 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Realizing the thing that’s been holding me back from posting on here is idk what type of freaks are on here yet. I don’t like my freaks to be shadowy figures - I prefer them to be really loud and dumb and seemingly unavoidable despite me never interacting with them. It’s what I know
here because it’s this or the place that’s telling me to “blaze my glory” no thanks I don’t think I’ll be doing that
August 1, 2023 at 4:07 AM
here because it’s this or the place that’s telling me to “blaze my glory” no thanks I don’t think I’ll be doing that