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Biohub sounds like a porn site that is just porn but extra juicy.
The billionaire couple is shifting the bulk of their philanthropic resources to Biohub, the pair’s science organization, and focusing on using artificial intelligence to accelerate scientific discovery.
Zuckerberg, Chan shift bulk of philanthropy to science, focusing on AI and biology to curb disease
For the past decade, Dr. Priscilla Chan and her husband Mark Zuckerberg have focused part of their philanthropy on a lofty goal — “to cure, prevent or manage all disease” — if not in their lifetime, then in their children’s.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Biohub sounds like a porn site that is just porn but extra juicy.
David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.
Science, I'm still bald!
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Science, I'm still bald!
Gross, we know where those hands have been.
Analysis: Brett Kavanaugh holds the future of the Voting Rights Act in his hands | CNN Politics
After an impassioned set of arguments Wednesday over the 1965 Voting Rights Act, the question is whether Justice Brett Kavanaugh is willing to completely dismantle a law intended to ensure equal votin...
www.cnn.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gross, we know where those hands have been.
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.
As predicted by Sound Garden in 1994.
The James Webb telescope may have discovered a brand new class of cosmic object: the black hole star
Using the James Webb Space Telescope, astronomers discovered an extreme version of "little red dots" dubbed "The Cliff." Its light suggests that it could be a never-before-seen class of objects called...
www.livescience.com
September 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As predicted by Sound Garden in 1994.
Into Fat Bear Week, mostly so I can say "fat bear" at work.
Fat Bear Week 2025
Fat Bear Week 2025
explore.org
September 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Into Fat Bear Week, mostly so I can say "fat bear" at work.
Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe.
you’re laughing.
tom cruise is heartbroken & sobbing into a copy of dianetics next to an obelisk waiting for l ron hubbard to descend from the sky in a spaceship
and you’re laughing.
tom cruise is heartbroken & sobbing into a copy of dianetics next to an obelisk waiting for l ron hubbard to descend from the sky in a spaceship
and you’re laughing.
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe.
Well, well, well, it's not so easy to just pin things on your political opponents, is it? Also, not hot.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Well, well, well, it's not so easy to just pin things on your political opponents, is it? Also, not hot.
Is he hot? Do we know if he's hot yet?
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Is he hot? Do we know if he's hot yet?
CBS News changed its rules for editing interviews on “Face the Nation” after Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, accused the network of deceptively editing her appearance.
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
CBS News changed its rules for editing interviews on “Face the Nation” after Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, accused the network of deceptively editing her appearance.
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
Sure sex is great, but have you tried <checks notes> walking?
“A surgeon who froze his legs so they would require amputation to satisfy a sexual obsession before making nearly £500,000 in insurance claims has been jailed.” www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
NHS surgeon who had his legs removed to satisfy sexual interest is jailed for fraud
Neil Hopper took nearly £500,000 from insurers after falsely claiming he needed amputation because of sepsis
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sure sex is great, but have you tried <checks notes> walking?
Tuna fish implies the existence of a tuna bird, tuna dog, and a tuna woman.
September 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Tuna fish implies the existence of a tuna bird, tuna dog, and a tuna woman.
Am I the first?
August 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Am I the first?
My hips are full of lies.
August 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My hips are full of lies.
When women are uncircumcised.
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When women are uncircumcised.
Why is it called a hysterectomy and not a gut renovation?
August 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Why is it called a hysterectomy and not a gut renovation?
Sung to the tune of "Mombo #5"
you don't have to like it but we're all a little bit Linda
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sung to the tune of "Mombo #5"
I'm all for nationalizing certain companies, but I wouldn't have started with the 1990s favorite computer chip maker.
August 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm all for nationalizing certain companies, but I wouldn't have started with the 1990s favorite computer chip maker.
Sung to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees.
I can see by the way you parked your giant truck you've never pleasured a partner in your life.
August 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sung to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees.
Every gay man in the country whispering "fuuuuck" at the same time.
August 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every gay man in the country whispering "fuuuuck" at the same time.
I referred to Sean Charles Dunn as "Sandwich Mangioni" in conversation today. I'll be taking the rest of the week off.
August 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I referred to Sean Charles Dunn as "Sandwich Mangioni" in conversation today. I'll be taking the rest of the week off.
Sam Altman is for sure a robot from the future sent back in time to be the "father of AI" by fucking his own mother.
OpenAI releases the newest version of the AI model that powers its popular ChatGPT chatbot, with CEO Sam Altman promoting it as like having a “team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket.”
OpenAI releases GPT-5, calling it a ‘team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket’
OpenAI says its latest version of the popular AI model is better at coding, more accurate and less deceptive than previous versions.
nbcnews.to
August 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sam Altman is for sure a robot from the future sent back in time to be the "father of AI" by fucking his own mother.