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Mandolins, jokes, rants, art, urban planning, we'll see what else.
David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.
Science, I'm still bald!
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Science, I'm still bald!
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Am I the first?
August 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Am I the first?
When women are uncircumcised.
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When women are uncircumcised.
Every gay man in the country whispering "fuuuuck" at the same time.
August 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every gay man in the country whispering "fuuuuck" at the same time.
The actor who plays the predator in the new predator movie is only 24 years old. Don't smoke, kids.
July 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The actor who plays the predator in the new predator movie is only 24 years old. Don't smoke, kids.
wHy ArN't WoMeN hAvInG mOrE bAbIeS?
July 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
wHy ArN't WoMeN hAvInG mOrE bAbIeS?
Gurl's dancing to make ends meet.
July 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Gurl's dancing to make ends meet.
"Bragging about the size" digital 2025
July 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Bragging about the size" digital 2025
"New American Golden Age" digital 2025
July 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"New American Golden Age" digital 2025
"What have I done?" Digital 2025.
July 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"What have I done?" Digital 2025.
....and my bussy.
June 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
....and my bussy.
How badly must you treat women for a chat bot to block you?
June 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How badly must you treat women for a chat bot to block you?
The Third Amendment of the US Constitution matters. Without it, these motherfuckers would be sleeping in Kevin Bacon's house or some shit.
June 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The Third Amendment of the US Constitution matters. Without it, these motherfuckers would be sleeping in Kevin Bacon's house or some shit.
I had a dream that I was the gay best friend of the lady-autobot. Some straight guys wanted to ride her, in her car form, and I told her it was a trick, and they just wanted to rub one out on her seats.
June 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I had a dream that I was the gay best friend of the lady-autobot. Some straight guys wanted to ride her, in her car form, and I told her it was a trick, and they just wanted to rub one out on her seats.
This is the gayest thing I've experienced today, and this morning, my husband took a poop while I was in showering.
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is the gayest thing I've experienced today, and this morning, my husband took a poop while I was in showering.
Girls, girls, you're both very pretty.
June 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Girls, girls, you're both very pretty.
Yes, this is Five Sparkle, and I miss him dearly.
June 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yes, this is Five Sparkle, and I miss him dearly.
I'll be collecting Fiesta Ware in lieu of a personality.
May 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'll be collecting Fiesta Ware in lieu of a personality.
Pink Peony Club.
May 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Pink Peony Club.
