jakub mańczak
@manczak.net
cognitive/computer science, student. https://manczak.net
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I am not trusting Discord with my ID and netiher should you.
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I am not trusting Discord with my ID and netiher should you.
i am funniest man alive
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i am funniest man alive
Kiedy w końcu dostaniemy Ministra Cyfryzacji który wie, co robi? Dlaczego, wchodząc z laptopa dostaję HTTP 500 Internal Server Error, skrypty które sprawdzają dostępność strony (bo chcę wiedzieć, kiedy mogę ją sprawdzić...) dostają 403 Forbidden, a jak się okazuje z telefonu mogę wejść... [1/2]
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Kiedy w końcu dostaniemy Ministra Cyfryzacji który wie, co robi? Dlaczego, wchodząc z laptopa dostaję HTTP 500 Internal Server Error, skrypty które sprawdzają dostępność strony (bo chcę wiedzieć, kiedy mogę ją sprawdzić...) dostają 403 Forbidden, a jak się okazuje z telefonu mogę wejść... [1/2]
never did imposter syndrome hit as strongly as when i was asked to write down the sheffer stroke with the negation and alternative operators.
it's so easy, but it slips the mind even easier! am i a monkey? how does one fail at this?
my brain is not pattern seeking, it is pattern avoidant!!!
it's so easy, but it slips the mind even easier! am i a monkey? how does one fail at this?
my brain is not pattern seeking, it is pattern avoidant!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
never did imposter syndrome hit as strongly as when i was asked to write down the sheffer stroke with the negation and alternative operators.
it's so easy, but it slips the mind even easier! am i a monkey? how does one fail at this?
my brain is not pattern seeking, it is pattern avoidant!!!
it's so easy, but it slips the mind even easier! am i a monkey? how does one fail at this?
my brain is not pattern seeking, it is pattern avoidant!!!
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The Nintendo DS is a weird, time anomaly. I'm always surprised by how early it appeared, AND how long it stuck around.
I am incredulous of every release outside of 2007.
I am incredulous of every release outside of 2007.
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 AM
The Nintendo DS is a weird, time anomaly. I'm always surprised by how early it appeared, AND how long it stuck around.
I am incredulous of every release outside of 2007.
I am incredulous of every release outside of 2007.
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# 8
Miałem opowiadać o moim doświadczeniu z Linuxem ale musiałem zacząć od początku... I ciężko mi było skończyć 💀
>>15 minut DEFEKACJI na MICROSLOP WINDOWS<<
Miałem opowiadać o moim doświadczeniu z Linuxem ale musiałem zacząć od początku... I ciężko mi było skończyć 💀
>>15 minut DEFEKACJI na MICROSLOP WINDOWS<<
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
# 8
Miałem opowiadać o moim doświadczeniu z Linuxem ale musiałem zacząć od początku... I ciężko mi było skończyć 💀
>>15 minut DEFEKACJI na MICROSLOP WINDOWS<<
Miałem opowiadać o moim doświadczeniu z Linuxem ale musiałem zacząć od początku... I ciężko mi było skończyć 💀
>>15 minut DEFEKACJI na MICROSLOP WINDOWS<<
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While creating and submitting AI slop papers has been possible before, Prism makes it quite a bit easier. And I fear that it pushes even well-meaning researchers in a dangerous direction.
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 PM
While creating and submitting AI slop papers has been possible before, Prism makes it quite a bit easier. And I fear that it pushes even well-meaning researchers in a dangerous direction.
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Referring to his keynote address at the World Economic Forum, Trump told the audience that sometimes “you need a dictator.” To be clear, this is the President of the United Staes telling the world (including us) that we need a dictator, and HE is that dictator.
January 22, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Referring to his keynote address at the World Economic Forum, Trump told the audience that sometimes “you need a dictator.” To be clear, this is the President of the United Staes telling the world (including us) that we need a dictator, and HE is that dictator.
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reminder: with Typst, you’re using your own computer to compile, so there are no "compile timeouts" – and this applies with both CLI and on the web
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 AM
reminder: with Typst, you’re using your own computer to compile, so there are no "compile timeouts" – and this applies with both CLI and on the web
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US politics is so stupid right now it's insane
trump doesn't want greenland for national security reasons
he wants greenland because he wants greenland
trump doesn't want greenland for national security reasons
he wants greenland because he wants greenland
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
US politics is so stupid right now it's insane
trump doesn't want greenland for national security reasons
he wants greenland because he wants greenland
trump doesn't want greenland for national security reasons
he wants greenland because he wants greenland
who up mending they sword and blocks rn
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
who up mending they sword and blocks rn
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"no spaces are allowed in the card number"
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 AM
"no spaces are allowed in the card number"
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
fuck you—how about instead of making your sweng applicants balance a red-black tree on a whiteboard you make sure they know about trimming whitespace
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me: programming is useful as a way to represent real-world phenomenons—
chrono: this duration is negative
me: mh?
chrono: you have a negative duration
me: I-
chrono: this duration is negative
me: mh?
chrono: you have a negative duration
me: I-
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
me: programming is useful as a way to represent real-world phenomenons—
chrono: this duration is negative
me: mh?
chrono: you have a negative duration
me: I-
chrono: this duration is negative
me: mh?
chrono: you have a negative duration
me: I-
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You are trying to explain why it is bad to kill people to folks who are fine with 13 year old girls being raped.
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You are trying to explain why it is bad to kill people to folks who are fine with 13 year old girls being raped.
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Also this post by John is exactly why you leave.
because you have impact.
Are you mad today? Elon Musk is supporting ICE and blaming the woman murdered.
Is that what you agree with? No?
Then have an impact today, say no more. Close that account.
Don't look away, but calm down, be angry.
because you have impact.
Are you mad today? Elon Musk is supporting ICE and blaming the woman murdered.
Is that what you agree with? No?
Then have an impact today, say no more. Close that account.
Don't look away, but calm down, be angry.
January 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Also this post by John is exactly why you leave.
because you have impact.
Are you mad today? Elon Musk is supporting ICE and blaming the woman murdered.
Is that what you agree with? No?
Then have an impact today, say no more. Close that account.
Don't look away, but calm down, be angry.
because you have impact.
Are you mad today? Elon Musk is supporting ICE and blaming the woman murdered.
Is that what you agree with? No?
Then have an impact today, say no more. Close that account.
Don't look away, but calm down, be angry.
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I don't like the death squads
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I don't like the death squads
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If you are still on twitter.
This is your narrative.
This is your story.
This is what you support, maybe not with words, but definitely with actions.
This is your narrative.
This is your story.
This is what you support, maybe not with words, but definitely with actions.
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 AM
If you are still on twitter.
This is your narrative.
This is your story.
This is what you support, maybe not with words, but definitely with actions.
This is your narrative.
This is your story.
This is what you support, maybe not with words, but definitely with actions.
i really am awfully easy to distract
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
i really am awfully easy to distract
first time beating gold stake and it happened with these handsome fellas. how tf did i get so lucky all of a sudden
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
first time beating gold stake and it happened with these handsome fellas. how tf did i get so lucky all of a sudden
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Trump is about the get the harshest worded letter in history from Senate Democrats
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Trump is about the get the harshest worded letter in history from Senate Democrats
every time i see a linux distro tier rating chart (who cares?) i'm reminded of that time i watched a 20 minute video hyping up the seamlessness and the lack of failures with nix os.
and then i tried it and i couldn't even set it up
and then i tried it and i couldn't even set it up
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
every time i see a linux distro tier rating chart (who cares?) i'm reminded of that time i watched a 20 minute video hyping up the seamlessness and the lack of failures with nix os.
and then i tried it and i couldn't even set it up
and then i tried it and i couldn't even set it up
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I'm generally a proponent of lower-case-most-of-the-things for stylistic reasons...
except for LaTeX. I need.. I need to know which one you mean.
except for LaTeX. I need.. I need to know which one you mean.
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I'm generally a proponent of lower-case-most-of-the-things for stylistic reasons...
except for LaTeX. I need.. I need to know which one you mean.
except for LaTeX. I need.. I need to know which one you mean.
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twojej starej skończył się barwnik w markerze diamidynowym
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
twojej starej skończył się barwnik w markerze diamidynowym
just realised Caddy doesn't do encoding and compression by default. my websites weren't being gzipped for 2+ years lmao
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
just realised Caddy doesn't do encoding and compression by default. my websites weren't being gzipped for 2+ years lmao