Smokey
@malamute.social
35, male. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet.
Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more.
18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.
Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more.
18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.
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4 reasons why I don't like VR chat.
In a private world
In a private world
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
4 reasons why I don't like VR chat.
In a private world
In a private world
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I don’t know man, I’m 42 and just spent christmas, my partner’s 40th birthday and new year doing chemicals and staying up late.
I’m having a rare old time.
I’m having a rare old time.
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I don’t know man, I’m 42 and just spent christmas, my partner’s 40th birthday and new year doing chemicals and staying up late.
I’m having a rare old time.
I’m having a rare old time.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm an enlarged heart.
Hi, I'm an enlarged heart.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm my cousin!
Hi, I'm my cousin!
Introduce yourself wirh what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm cleaner chemical fumes!
Hi, I'm cleaner chemical fumes!
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm an enlarged heart.
Hi, I'm an enlarged heart.
I always get very lonely around the holidays.
I find it really hard to start a conversation with anyone and I just constantly feel I am a bother. If you're seeing this my DMs are always open and I like talking to people.
I find it really hard to start a conversation with anyone and I just constantly feel I am a bother. If you're seeing this my DMs are always open and I like talking to people.
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 AM
I always get very lonely around the holidays.
I find it really hard to start a conversation with anyone and I just constantly feel I am a bother. If you're seeing this my DMs are always open and I like talking to people.
I find it really hard to start a conversation with anyone and I just constantly feel I am a bother. If you're seeing this my DMs are always open and I like talking to people.
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seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
This may be an interesting take:
Companies want people in the office because the stock market looks at real estate usage to determine value. But replacing jobs with AI will mean less use of the office and hence less value?
Companies want people in the office because the stock market looks at real estate usage to determine value. But replacing jobs with AI will mean less use of the office and hence less value?
Someone on Mastodon said we'll get Schrodinger's jobs: you can't do the job remotely and you must go to the office, but simultaneously it can be replaced by AI.
(They ended up deleting the post because they got overwhelmed with the >1000 reposts)
(They ended up deleting the post because they got overwhelmed with the >1000 reposts)
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This may be an interesting take:
Companies want people in the office because the stock market looks at real estate usage to determine value. But replacing jobs with AI will mean less use of the office and hence less value?
Companies want people in the office because the stock market looks at real estate usage to determine value. But replacing jobs with AI will mean less use of the office and hence less value?
I hate Christmas and New Year because it's a bunch of forced hanging out with family and they don't give a shit about me and what I want.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I hate Christmas and New Year because it's a bunch of forced hanging out with family and they don't give a shit about me and what I want.
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Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
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Espresso martinis are just a gentrified four loko.
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Espresso martinis are just a gentrified four loko.
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So it's the new year and I'm just filled with this sense of loneliness... Again.
I want to be better. I want better things. But the last time I said this people punished me.
I want to be better. I want better things. But the last time I said this people punished me.
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
So it's the new year and I'm just filled with this sense of loneliness... Again.
I want to be better. I want better things. But the last time I said this people punished me.
I want to be better. I want better things. But the last time I said this people punished me.
I have had a hectic Christmas so my battery is low to zero.
Christmas. Cooking. Theater on Boxing day. Lost my job. Painting the house. Con projects. Personal projects.
Days like this I wish I had a big dog to cuddle.
Christmas. Cooking. Theater on Boxing day. Lost my job. Painting the house. Con projects. Personal projects.
Days like this I wish I had a big dog to cuddle.
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I have had a hectic Christmas so my battery is low to zero.
Christmas. Cooking. Theater on Boxing day. Lost my job. Painting the house. Con projects. Personal projects.
Days like this I wish I had a big dog to cuddle.
Christmas. Cooking. Theater on Boxing day. Lost my job. Painting the house. Con projects. Personal projects.
Days like this I wish I had a big dog to cuddle.
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Photo from the client. Thank you ^°^
December 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Photo from the client. Thank you ^°^
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I keep telling myself this but it's hard ya know
Reposting with alt text because I needed to hear this today 💜
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I keep telling myself this but it's hard ya know
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
Its not the "hard thing". Just let people say what they want and be awkward. Don't be a dick and they'll open up. Direct them to people who would get along.
Yeah chatgpt is the worst worst solution to the loneliness problem bc instead of the solution being what it actually is (doing the hard thing & overcoming anxiety & awkwardness to connect with people), they're like, here's a NO PEOPLE option, a simulation without any of the friction people come with
I mean this in the kindest way: this could be solved by creating meaningful connections with your peers/colleagues. I have a writing group and a thinking group and plenty of people to text or call with questions, and it doesn’t require draining the earth of resources or stealing work.
December 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Its not the "hard thing". Just let people say what they want and be awkward. Don't be a dick and they'll open up. Direct them to people who would get along.
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Poor Gävle Goat. Blown over this year, at least it wasn't fire...
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Poor Gävle Goat. Blown over this year, at least it wasn't fire...
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Me: Oh boy, I’ll go on Grindr and see if there are any trans people
23 year old slightly hairy twinklike who calls himself “big daddy”: Sup
Beautiful trans woman in her 40’s [1500 miles away]: Hey king 🥰 You into t4t?
Guy with the username “Chungus”: [Picture of Wile E Coyote in shibari]
23 year old slightly hairy twinklike who calls himself “big daddy”: Sup
Beautiful trans woman in her 40’s [1500 miles away]: Hey king 🥰 You into t4t?
Guy with the username “Chungus”: [Picture of Wile E Coyote in shibari]
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me: Oh boy, I’ll go on Grindr and see if there are any trans people
23 year old slightly hairy twinklike who calls himself “big daddy”: Sup
Beautiful trans woman in her 40’s [1500 miles away]: Hey king 🥰 You into t4t?
Guy with the username “Chungus”: [Picture of Wile E Coyote in shibari]
23 year old slightly hairy twinklike who calls himself “big daddy”: Sup
Beautiful trans woman in her 40’s [1500 miles away]: Hey king 🥰 You into t4t?
Guy with the username “Chungus”: [Picture of Wile E Coyote in shibari]
At least I got my driver's license back.
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
At least I got my driver's license back.