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Smokey
@malamute.social
35, male. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet.

Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more.

18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.
Moood
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can't wait
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Mood
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Omw to faceplant
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Please
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All good
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I mean..... Kinda
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Big smooch-able belly
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Mooooood
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Love the blep
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't know if that'll save it
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Should investigate it for cheating
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is also a chilling precursor to what here will do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's desperate.

The government has no money and admitting it would lower the value of the pound making it harder to pay our foreign debt.

So instead of the easy thing (taxing the rich, actually encouraging industry, etc) they raid the coffers of normal people because "we're all in this together".
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If I want to repurpose a disused quarry as a diving school or make it into an underground secret lair, I should be able to dammit.

Getting pulled up because of the colour of my roof is insane.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Also my whacky idea for cutting red tape:

Councils have three types of land: normal, restricted, and unrestricted.

Councils should declare at least 5% of their area as "anything goes". You submit planning permission but it's rubber stamped if it passes building regs.

Encourage innovative things.
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
What SHOULD happen?

2% wealth tax over £10million.

Businesses taxed on revenue/assets.

Council tax based on current property value.

Start over with ofwat and ofgem.

MPs salaries tied to average earnings.

Up the tax allowance.

Road tax a flat £100/yr.

1% duty of foreign money transfers.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM