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Smokey
@malamute.social
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35, male. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet.

Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more.

18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.
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Was at the Equestrian Centre today
A bust of a horse's head with a pirate hat on. The place was still decorated for Halloween inside.
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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New friend.
A plush claymore mine which says "Front towards friend"
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Fallout New Vegas was the most accurate.
A picture of Yes Man: a robot who will cheerily do anything you ask of it even commit murder and help you rule New Vegas as an authoritarian.
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Ace combat 7: skies unknown
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Here's the selection of McMuffins in the UK
A screenshot of the UK McDonald's app showing it's breakfast McMuffin offerings. These include: sausage and egg, bacon and egg, egg and cheese, and jam.
September 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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mün
A picture of a red moon behind clouds
September 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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We all know where we'd go in London.
An aerial view of 30 St Mary Axe, also known as "The Gherkin". This building is very phallic looking.
September 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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New fren
A Henry hoover plush toy.
September 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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35
A purple 30 A fursuit of a malamute
September 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Very very nice.

Plus a new boiler and radiators.
An invoice where the final amount due is £6969.60. A very nice number.
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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No Harry Potters allowed on this train
A warning sign prohibiting e-scooters and other lithium batteries on a train. Because of the placement of the lightning bolt and general shape of the graphic it looks a bit like Harry Potter.
August 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Rik Mayall from Bottom saying "What a charming, smashing blouse you have on"
August 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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"Thermometer is as portable as egg"
An Amazon listing comparing a desktop digital thermometer to the size of an Egg as a way to prove the thermometer is "SUPER PORTABLE".
August 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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You rang?
May 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I have arrived at #confuzzled
May 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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This train be like
Jordan Peele sweating profusely
May 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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No context
A picture showing a space alien driving with a Golden Retriever in the back.
May 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The "Who killed Hannibal" meme from the Eric Andre show. Depicts the UK government shooting NHS workers. The UK government then asks "Why does no one want to be a nurse?"
April 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Watching Trump like
A still from Star Wars episode 1, with Darth Sideous saying "I want that treaty signed".
March 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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This is mine.
March 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Post a shop that's not Star Wars or Star Trek
The Zero X from the Thunderbirds are Go movie.
March 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Still don't know if this is any good
A partially textured 3D model of myself which I have been working on for 5 months.
March 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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If you see this, quote a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
Tony hawk pro skater
March 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Star wars
March 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Fat Wednesday awaits
Two trays: one with a large pile of pancakes and the other a large pile of Brazilian cheese bread.
March 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM