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mal
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I think id delete this account if i didnt have the username "malady"
October 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
the millenial pause..
September 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Is labubu based on a real person
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Good to know Tom is Condom Verified
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"We cannot forget how we got here"

colonialism
This is totally unacceptable
August 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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do you have a cigarette
July 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I engage with a regular hotdog with ketchup and mustard on a bun. None of this witchcraft.
I don’t care about your sign, name your hotdog.
May 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
yo
May 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
🔥
got there, sun next
April 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
decided to walk to the moon. will update later
April 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
you're telling me there are 4000 goats in north dakota
finally some important news
March 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
department of government erection 😸
department of government evisceration
March 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
crazy they named a place Death Valley, that's like naming your child High School Dropout
February 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
In order to prevent these trans pedophiles from infiltrating our schools i will be making it legal for any adult to perform a genital inspection on a child at any time without permission
January 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I will repeat, I have far too many, does anyone want a bluesky code
anyone want a bluesky code
December 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
im a virgin but in a cool virtuous way
December 7, 2024 at 6:17 PM
2025 white house golf ball budget is going to be 20 trillion dollars (trump hits them into the street a lot)
December 2, 2024 at 9:27 PM
i am my own comfort creator
December 1, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Nothing makes me angrier than Breakdancing
November 21, 2024 at 7:19 AM
i just woke up from a thirty year coma and the first thing i heard was screaming
September 28, 2024 at 8:28 AM
i'm going to kms if i can't watch beverly hills chihuahua every night of my life
September 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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guys i cant stop i think i might be addicted to the shindig
September 11, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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is there ANYTHING 9/11 didn't ruin
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Sep 12
What happened in 2000?
September 12, 2023 at 9:15 PM
i sure do miss the old days
August 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM