The Maine Millennial
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She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald. "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.
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Here's a look at last week's toy pickup by the L.L. Bean Bootmobiles from the Press Herald Toy Fund.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Here's a look at last week's toy pickup by the L.L. Bean Bootmobiles from the Press Herald Toy Fund.
Good job Google
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good job Google
WHY HASN'T A MOVIE BEEN MADE OF THIS
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
WHY HASN'T A MOVIE BEEN MADE OF THIS
Protip: if you need an extra pillow to prop up your baby and don't have one handy, you can simply use your nearest pitbull
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Protip: if you need an extra pillow to prop up your baby and don't have one handy, you can simply use your nearest pitbull
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This is the funniest planned economy ever
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
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www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the funniest planned economy ever
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And the antagonist...
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
And the antagonist...
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Finally found the name for the lead character in my epic Victorian railway novel.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Finally found the name for the lead character in my epic Victorian railway novel.
I went to the post office with my five week old and the clerk asked me how old he was and I said "five weeks" and she said "you look great" anyway the federal government should give the USPS all the funding it asks for and more
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I went to the post office with my five week old and the clerk asked me how old he was and I said "five weeks" and she said "you look great" anyway the federal government should give the USPS all the funding it asks for and more
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Breastfeeding is an easy and natural process the same way making a diamond is an easy and natural process
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Breastfeeding is an easy and natural process the same way making a diamond is an easy and natural process
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FYI if I subscribe to your newsletter I've absolutely read it aloud to my newborn to help lull him to sleep bc he doesn't know the difference between a bedtime story and political analysis yet
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November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
FYI if I subscribe to your newsletter I've absolutely read it aloud to my newborn to help lull him to sleep bc he doesn't know the difference between a bedtime story and political analysis yet
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Do I look like a mom yet?
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do I look like a mom yet?
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I’m genuinely starting to fear hedgehogs
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I’m genuinely starting to fear hedgehogs
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November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You can give a one-year digital subscription to all of the Maine Trust for Local News' papers -- including the Press Herald and Sun Journal -- for just $65.
New subscribers don't have to read my columns, but what an opportunity to keep up with the news!
www.pressherald.com/blackfridayg...
New subscribers don't have to read my columns, but what an opportunity to keep up with the news!
www.pressherald.com/blackfridayg...
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Always great to see my friend and fellow historian Scott Hancock reminding Gettysburg residents during its annual Remembrance Day Parade that Confederates "fought for slavery." 🗃️
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Always great to see my friend and fellow historian Scott Hancock reminding Gettysburg residents during its annual Remembrance Day Parade that Confederates "fought for slavery." 🗃️
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The book tour for AT MIDNIGHT COMES THE CRY! Not coming to your town? You can order signed books from any of these bookstores. Remember, books make great 🎄🕎🎂gifts...
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The book tour for AT MIDNIGHT COMES THE CRY! Not coming to your town? You can order signed books from any of these bookstores. Remember, books make great 🎄🕎🎂gifts...
Do I look like a mom yet?
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do I look like a mom yet?
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
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“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
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There is a lot of hardship and pain and difficulty but there is also this
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There is a lot of hardship and pain and difficulty but there is also this
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Babies make you think of the world so differently. For instance, I used to think of 3am as a "time" for "sleeping"
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Babies make you think of the world so differently. For instance, I used to think of 3am as a "time" for "sleeping"
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Mom hack: you can use one of your 17000 swaddling blankets to tie an ice pack to your boob
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Mom hack: you can use one of your 17000 swaddling blankets to tie an ice pack to your boob