The Maine Millennial
@mainemillennial.bsky.social
She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald. "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.
Good job Google
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good job Google
Protip: if you need an extra pillow to prop up your baby and don't have one handy, you can simply use your nearest pitbull
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Protip: if you need an extra pillow to prop up your baby and don't have one handy, you can simply use your nearest pitbull
Do I look like a mom yet?
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do I look like a mom yet?
There is a lot of hardship and pain and difficulty but there is also this
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There is a lot of hardship and pain and difficulty but there is also this
I don't think making the potato the state vegetable is an emergency
October 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I don't think making the potato the state vegetable is an emergency
When you're snoozing but always keeping an ear out for the opps
October 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
When you're snoozing but always keeping an ear out for the opps
And the result
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And the result
And the source of my absolute favorite Hark A Vagrant comic
October 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And the source of my absolute favorite Hark A Vagrant comic
Today Karma went to the dog park and joined a pack of huskies
October 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Today Karma went to the dog park and joined a pack of huskies
This was a CMP robo call about some upcoming maintenance. I thought I was getting recruited for a damn militia
October 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This was a CMP robo call about some upcoming maintenance. I thought I was getting recruited for a damn militia
Please look at this adorable candle sampler I bought, I've lit the pumpkin spice one tonight because it's AUTUMN and it smells REAL NICE. Anyway support black trans owned businesses especially when they smell like this
www.weliveintruth.com/product-page...
www.weliveintruth.com/product-page...
October 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Please look at this adorable candle sampler I bought, I've lit the pumpkin spice one tonight because it's AUTUMN and it smells REAL NICE. Anyway support black trans owned businesses especially when they smell like this
www.weliveintruth.com/product-page...
www.weliveintruth.com/product-page...
Does she have enough pillows?
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Does she have enough pillows?
My new mechanic charged me $0 for his unfiltered thoughts on Prompto
October 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My new mechanic charged me $0 for his unfiltered thoughts on Prompto
I will, as per usual, fall for the clever trap Persephone has set for me
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I will, as per usual, fall for the clever trap Persephone has set for me
A Mainer will immediately look at this Graham Platner ad and go "ah, they told him to dress up"
September 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A Mainer will immediately look at this Graham Platner ad and go "ah, they told him to dress up"
T-minus one month until d-day
September 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
T-minus one month until d-day
Folic acid? The thing that they recommend every pregnant person take to prevent neural tube defects?
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Folic acid? The thing that they recommend every pregnant person take to prevent neural tube defects?
Please allow me to show off my wedding dress
September 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Please allow me to show off my wedding dress
LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS
September 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS
Spindrift sent me a birthday box of seltzer except apparently it is for Persephone.
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Spindrift sent me a birthday box of seltzer except apparently it is for Persephone.
I love this phrasing because it makes nurses sound like venomous snakes
September 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I love this phrasing because it makes nurses sound like venomous snakes
