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Wife: "You know how when a poet comes asking to live with you and you're like what kind of skills do you have and they're a competent spearman and you're like hell yeah?"
Me: "Yes."
Me: "Yes."
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wife: "You know how when a poet comes asking to live with you and you're like what kind of skills do you have and they're a competent spearman and you're like hell yeah?"
Me: "Yes."
Me: "Yes."
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
In Rome with the keys
It's where I belong, I'm the
Woke Marxist Pope
In Rome with the keys
It's where I belong, I'm the
Woke Marxist Pope
May 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
In Rome with the keys
It's where I belong, I'm the
Woke Marxist Pope
In Rome with the keys
It's where I belong, I'm the
Woke Marxist Pope
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September 13, 2024 at 1:14 PM
My level of honesty with my therapist is directly proportional to my need for new socks.
September 13, 2024 at 5:21 PM
My level of honesty with my therapist is directly proportional to my need for new socks.
I feel like trad wives would get a lot more flak from historically-accurate 1950s housewife cosplayers if those ladies weren't so zonked out on benzos they can't think in complete sentences
September 9, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I feel like trad wives would get a lot more flak from historically-accurate 1950s housewife cosplayers if those ladies weren't so zonked out on benzos they can't think in complete sentences
Boomers: "Participation trophies made this generation soft."
King Boomer: "I’ll feel, as long as I gave it my all and I did as good a job as I know I can do, that’s what this is about,"
King Boomer: "I’ll feel, as long as I gave it my all and I did as good a job as I know I can do, that’s what this is about,"
July 8, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Boomers: "Participation trophies made this generation soft."
King Boomer: "I’ll feel, as long as I gave it my all and I did as good a job as I know I can do, that’s what this is about,"
King Boomer: "I’ll feel, as long as I gave it my all and I did as good a job as I know I can do, that’s what this is about,"
Power plant night guard 1: "Hey man, have you ever thought this place might be haunted?"
Power Plant night guard 2: "Oh my god have you seen the ghost too?!"
"The one with all the di-"
"The one with all the dicks!"
Power Plant night guard 2: "Oh my god have you seen the ghost too?!"
"The one with all the di-"
"The one with all the dicks!"
July 3, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Power plant night guard 1: "Hey man, have you ever thought this place might be haunted?"
Power Plant night guard 2: "Oh my god have you seen the ghost too?!"
"The one with all the di-"
"The one with all the dicks!"
Power Plant night guard 2: "Oh my god have you seen the ghost too?!"
"The one with all the di-"
"The one with all the dicks!"
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'Ghost?-like creature with 'ample' genitalia found at power plant. It's a new species
Aspen Pflughoeft December 12, 2023 2 min read
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July 3, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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Look to the coming of the boys into town on the first light of the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
March 13, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Look to the coming of the boys into town on the first light of the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.