magicsqueegee.bsky.social
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I'm sorry, do you prefer your poop rivers to be highly pressurized and easily burst?
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm sorry, do you prefer your poop rivers to be highly pressurized and easily burst?
I dont know shit about wrestling but I really like the little steppy-steppy Ryan gosling did to prepare for his face punch(kneeface?)
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I dont know shit about wrestling but I really like the little steppy-steppy Ryan gosling did to prepare for his face punch(kneeface?)
Look i gotta unburden this knowledge somewhere
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Look i gotta unburden this knowledge somewhere
god forbid a man have a hobby
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
god forbid a man have a hobby
I'd pay to watch him fall down two flights of stairs.
October 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'd pay to watch him fall down two flights of stairs.
*cough cough* Wes Anderson *cough*
October 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
*cough cough* Wes Anderson *cough*
Show Kelley: "Omg I messed up your pool game, I'm so quirky!"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Show Kelley: "Omg I messed up your pool game, I'm so quirky!"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
Feeds Kelley: *whispering to herself in a dark room* "Gotta catch the ants gotta grind em up hide it in the food eat the ants the ants will let me win buuuuuugggs"
Is she the Fred from scooby doo looking one?
August 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Is she the Fred from scooby doo looking one?
Me and my wife the last 2 days.
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me and my wife the last 2 days.
Surprised she didn't just leaf
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Surprised she didn't just leaf
Legit take: first 5 mins is the opening of spaceballs 2, fades to black mid scene. Open on Lonestar waking up in a movie theater, he slept through it. The whole plot of the rest of the movie is tied heavily to the historical events of 'spaceballs 2', which Lonestsr can't remember because he slept
June 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Legit take: first 5 mins is the opening of spaceballs 2, fades to black mid scene. Open on Lonestar waking up in a movie theater, he slept through it. The whole plot of the rest of the movie is tied heavily to the historical events of 'spaceballs 2', which Lonestsr can't remember because he slept
I was an ardent unfan of video game romances until baldurs gate 3, but I may have been corrupted by the onslaught of 2010 bioware romances
May 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I was an ardent unfan of video game romances until baldurs gate 3, but I may have been corrupted by the onslaught of 2010 bioware romances
Oops, Israel also work with Hitler! We're all cucked now!
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)
May 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oops, Israel also work with Hitler! We're all cucked now!
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)
(The group Lehi sought aid from Nazi Germany and Italy to overthrow Mandatory Palestine and establish Israel.)
Sorry sweaty, but what else has the versatility to be boiled, mashed, OR stuck in a stew?
April 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sorry sweaty, but what else has the versatility to be boiled, mashed, OR stuck in a stew?
Copyright this before black mirror finds out
April 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Copyright this before black mirror finds out
Klamenbeforesturmengang
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Klamenbeforesturmengang
I'm not chronically online. I'm acutely online.
April 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm not chronically online. I'm acutely online.
Honestly even pre covid, going into a Queer Battlesphere unmasked is just asking for an upper respiratory tract infection.
April 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Honestly even pre covid, going into a Queer Battlesphere unmasked is just asking for an upper respiratory tract infection.
Ok, look, I may not remember a single thing about Highlander: The Animated series but it was a foundational part of my upbringing and I will not hear it disparaged.
April 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ok, look, I may not remember a single thing about Highlander: The Animated series but it was a foundational part of my upbringing and I will not hear it disparaged.
You are baby.
March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You are baby.
A Complex Garfunkel sounds like a nasty sports injury
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A Complex Garfunkel sounds like a nasty sports injury
My English teacher made sure to start with all the dick jokes. Literally didn't know about Whiskey Dick until Ms Drugge's class.
March 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My English teacher made sure to start with all the dick jokes. Literally didn't know about Whiskey Dick until Ms Drugge's class.