Mags
maggpiemafia.bsky.social
Mags
@maggpiemafia.bsky.social
Shaharazad's fear of a sophomore slump.

Woman behind the Arco AM/PM Mini Market announcements. NYC.
Shinigami eyes but for how long someone is going to be riding the subway so you can decide if you should let them sit or go for it
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
't4t' looks like a cursed forum emoticon, a spectacular evolutionary offshoot
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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dudes rock
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Damn prima nocta is such a sticky, cool-sounding phrase - shame it’s evil
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Brandon Boyd, I know you are too tender and mild: I know you would never come up with this yourself but I feel myself compelled to write to you to pitch you on my (and maybe weird Al’s?? Just spitballing here) latest inspiration: MegaloVaniac
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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bro's missing out on candle
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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asking grok "were there any school shootings where the shooters were the good guys"
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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how would history be different if zach hill found out about a different Magic deck archetype than the control deck. like mono red aggro. Then death grips' music would be really harsh and aggressive
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Seductively spread out naked on a table, covered in fish and chips and eel pie, wearing the flower hat: Suppers Ready ;)
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Monster is evil gatorade
January 20, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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pigeon
January 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Who up selling their England by the pound???

Peter Gabriel: >:(
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The pigeon museum does a very good job of staying the appropriate amount of online - they have like, one ‘funny’ post a week and it’s usually footage of a stern bird with the caption “my face when someone says they don’t like pigeons”. Effortless.
January 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Dark Souls font:

Bert Dilled
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Regret to inform my guts that it’s an emotional support Taco Bell day
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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i am considering replacing this with a ko-fi thing, since it has become clear that i can't rent in this town owing to a prior eviction. also now that unemployment is rampant there's not a lot of avenues of income in my Kansas town for a trans woman with a cool brain

im in a rough spot,
January 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Wagging it
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The guy with the Fancy sudoku channel I keep up with is lamenting how the 6 7 meme was tailor made by children to torture puzzlers
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
“Vaxxed?”

- New ending for War of the Worlds
January 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
where do birds go when they die - theological
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Dreadful pisser

It’s actually wicked pisser

I know what I said
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I’m hypnotizing the crucified Christ, to allay his burden. Your arms are soooo heavy right now *moaning, wailing from parched lips* oh shit oh no I don’t think I was supposed to do that
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
tapping morse code on mark hollis' headstone, trying to get tinkerbell to wake up one more time
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM