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I used to be in a cover band……
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Sergeant 🐕
Young male German Shepherd Dog
Adoptable from German Shepherd Rescue Central Texas (Round Rock, TX)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/sergeant-79682349/tx/round-rock/german-shepherd-rescue-central-texas-tx280/
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The answer is hidden in your question……. “wealth”
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Fuckin Eh!!

#GoRiders

(this is my Durant Grey Cup ring replica…..)
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Out exploring for some exercise today…..
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nice to hear the whole country is rallying behind the Saskatchewan Roughriders in their bid to win the Grey Cup today !!!!

#GoRiders
a man wearing a blue jays jersey holds a canadian flag
ALT: a man wearing a blue jays jersey holds a canadian flag
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I warned that dog……. you have to wait til after Remembrance Day to start celebrating X-mas.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Some pretty shit out tonight, eh?
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@savage34.bsky.social

Heads up, you people……
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social

Fancy sammiches…….
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
🎶….. that name again is Mr Plow🎶
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s starting…………
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Narrator :

He will……
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Calm your tits, @savage34.bsky.social
good leaf season
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My sister and I woulda been so cancelled back in the day……

#HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yes.

Our Red Hot Chilli Peppers cover band.

Yah……. the herpes thing?

Always tryna Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
I can't remember @magbastard.bsky.social didn't you play bass for Aggressive Lab Monkeys with @savage34.bsky.social on keys? Man, y'all did an amazing cover of Last Train to Clarksville.
who gave them keys
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I can't remember @magbastard.bsky.social didn't you play bass for Aggressive Lab Monkeys with @savage34.bsky.social on keys? Man, y'all did an amazing cover of Last Train to Clarksville.
who gave them keys
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Whew.

I hear they only fuck monkeys in Arkansas.

Oh……. it was coming from Arkansas.

Well, that explains the herpes !!!!
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Moses said, ‘But if just one person sins unintentionally, that person must bring a baby goat to the priest.’
One man cried out, ‘He’s not going to fuck it, is he?’
‘No. Whoever heard of a priest molesting kids?’ - Numbers 15:27
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM