Magnificent Bastard
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I used to be in a cover band……
So………. can’t we just be human activists ?
I mean, everybody so keen on labels n shit while they’re crying to be equal in society.
We all humans, eh?
I mean, everybody so keen on labels n shit while they’re crying to be equal in society.
We all humans, eh?
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So………. can’t we just be human activists ?
I mean, everybody so keen on labels n shit while they’re crying to be equal in society.
We all humans, eh?
I mean, everybody so keen on labels n shit while they’re crying to be equal in society.
We all humans, eh?
Oh…….. I’m way too young for that shit.
Fuck, I was 7 when he started with AC/DC !!
Fuck, I was 7 when he started with AC/DC !!
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh…….. I’m way too young for that shit.
Fuck, I was 7 when he started with AC/DC !!
Fuck, I was 7 when he started with AC/DC !!
Yeah.
Brian Johnson was in a band before AC/DC called Geordie….. lol
Brian Johnson was in a band before AC/DC called Geordie….. lol
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yeah.
Brian Johnson was in a band before AC/DC called Geordie….. lol
Brian Johnson was in a band before AC/DC called Geordie….. lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Biased view, dude.
Jesus loves all dem motherfuckers.
Even the guns ones.
And the greedy money ones.
Even the kiddie-diddling ones.
Jesus loves all dem motherfuckers.
Even the guns ones.
And the greedy money ones.
Even the kiddie-diddling ones.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Biased view, dude.
Jesus loves all dem motherfuckers.
Even the guns ones.
And the greedy money ones.
Even the kiddie-diddling ones.
Jesus loves all dem motherfuckers.
Even the guns ones.
And the greedy money ones.
Even the kiddie-diddling ones.
She was a famous child actor in the States who had her own show after that…..
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November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
She was a famous child actor in the States who had her own show after that…..
Spoiler Alert:
The one kid grows up to marry Sheldon…..
The one kid grows up to marry Sheldon…..
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November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Spoiler Alert:
The one kid grows up to marry Sheldon…..
The one kid grows up to marry Sheldon…..
THAT WAS YOUR ASS ???!!!!!
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November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
THAT WAS YOUR ASS ???!!!!!
WE JUST WANNA GUESTIMATE WHAT THAT MIGHT LOOK LIKE, EH ??!!!
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November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
WE JUST WANNA GUESTIMATE WHAT THAT MIGHT LOOK LIKE, EH ??!!!
Whew……. I’m glad someone totally got I was being serious.
(I’m also available for weddings, or the odd funeral)
(I’m also available for weddings, or the odd funeral)
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Whew……. I’m glad someone totally got I was being serious.
(I’m also available for weddings, or the odd funeral)
(I’m also available for weddings, or the odd funeral)
Barely after 6 am now !!!
(Don’t have to work today)
(Don’t have to work today)
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Barely after 6 am now !!!
(Don’t have to work today)
(Don’t have to work today)
I’m amazed at your age you can still make that hike in only a year……
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November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m amazed at your age you can still make that hike in only a year……
WE NEED VIDEO.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
WE NEED VIDEO.
This is hitting home guys.
I recently got this spot on my peepee…… ok, it’s been there 2 months.
Now it burns when I take a piss.
Can someone hold my hand while I get the big needle in my ass??
(Best David Lee Roth voice:)
🎶Somebody………
I recently got this spot on my peepee…… ok, it’s been there 2 months.
Now it burns when I take a piss.
Can someone hold my hand while I get the big needle in my ass??
(Best David Lee Roth voice:)
🎶Somebody………
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November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is hitting home guys.
I recently got this spot on my peepee…… ok, it’s been there 2 months.
Now it burns when I take a piss.
Can someone hold my hand while I get the big needle in my ass??
(Best David Lee Roth voice:)
🎶Somebody………
I recently got this spot on my peepee…… ok, it’s been there 2 months.
Now it burns when I take a piss.
Can someone hold my hand while I get the big needle in my ass??
(Best David Lee Roth voice:)
🎶Somebody………