Fuck being rational. Giving them what they asked for
January 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fuck being rational. Giving them what they asked for
The 80’s would’ve looked great on me
January 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The 80’s would’ve looked great on me
Lookie!! It’s called a stingray plant
January 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Lookie!! It’s called a stingray plant
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Firstly, hey. Secondly, what the hell.
January 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Firstly, hey. Secondly, what the hell.
I’m glad I get to see Zendaya’s wedding in my lifetime
January 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m glad I get to see Zendaya’s wedding in my lifetime
Clean house clean coochie or whatever they say
January 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Clean house clean coochie or whatever they say
When did cleaning become an activity and not a responsibility
December 26, 2024 at 9:49 AM
When did cleaning become an activity and not a responsibility
Can’t sleep won’t sleep
December 26, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Can’t sleep won’t sleep
Skyrim is my coping mechanism
December 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Skyrim is my coping mechanism
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"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
The best holiday advice I ever got was to out conspiracy the crazy conspiracists
December 25, 2024 at 3:15 AM
The best holiday advice I ever got was to out conspiracy the crazy conspiracists
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doctor pls
my halls
they’ve been decked
my halls
they’ve been decked
December 24, 2024 at 4:55 PM
doctor pls
my halls
they’ve been decked
my halls
they’ve been decked
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Eating a mashed potato sandwich.
Might be drunk.
Might be drunk.
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Eating a mashed potato sandwich.
Might be drunk.
Might be drunk.
Hangers are the worst thing we’ve ever created as a species
December 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Hangers are the worst thing we’ve ever created as a species
I know I’m not doing well when Kanye and Lil Wayne are talking directly to me
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I know I’m not doing well when Kanye and Lil Wayne are talking directly to me
I just proved to my 14 year old self that 30lbs less wouldn’t make me more lovable lololol
December 16, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I just proved to my 14 year old self that 30lbs less wouldn’t make me more lovable lololol
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Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.
I want the ground to swallow me whole and spit me out in the middle of a nice forest with a random stray dog rescue that’s meant for me to run. Money is no issue and the dogs already know me
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I want the ground to swallow me whole and spit me out in the middle of a nice forest with a random stray dog rescue that’s meant for me to run. Money is no issue and the dogs already know me
Breaking: no fucking shit
Breaking: doctors starting to suspect that women's bodies work differently than men's
Breaking: doctors starting to suspect that women's bodies work differently than men's
REGINA, SK - In a groundbreaking speech, Dr. Jeremy Edgar of Fairmont Grover Health Research Institute, delivered new findings that the female body may have innate biological differences than male bod...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 13, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Breaking: no fucking shit
My fav thing is when people walk into my house and immediately are floored by the plant wall
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
My fav thing is when people walk into my house and immediately are floored by the plant wall
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
My jaws wired shut right now. Gonna do a food tour when I can open my mouth again
December 11, 2024 at 6:22 PM
My jaws wired shut right now. Gonna do a food tour when I can open my mouth again