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James
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Mainly belongs in the mountains.
Essex area coordinator bdmlr.org.uk
Chair southessexwildlife.org
Opinions very much my own.
I do like how it's perfectly acceptable to fall off the second and third floors but not, apparently, the roof.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Well-versed start to the first test there by England 🙄
#ashes
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Top work HT, it arrived today :) @happytoast.co.uk

Get yours at www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...

(Even the little typo that snuck in made me chuckle) :D
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don't know who needs this but if you listen to audio books then check out xigxag, a UK alternative to feeding the tech billionaire overlords.
Complete purchases through the website rather than the app as their fees are 3-4x less. You can still listen through the app though
@xigxaguk.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is completely insane and we want to build more of the things?

I wonder how long it takes to decommission a wind turbine? Not 150 years I'm betting.

Full article: www.theguardian.com/environment/...
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Is ladybird day a thing now? There must be thousands flying around out here.
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Best get ready for the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Cool, you get arrested for this now. Seems perfectly normal for these perfectly normal times
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Four arrested after images of Trump and Epstein projected on to Windsor Castle ahead of president’s visit
Trump arrived in Britain late on Tuesday for an unprecedented second state visit in which he will be hosted by King Charles
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Tough night.
Not the result anyone would have hoped for but preventing suffering is always the best outcome.
#commonDolphin #cetacean #stranding #BDMLR #SEWH
September 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Had to revive quite a few of these in the last couple of days, I'm assuming the sudden cooler nights have caught them out.

1 part golden syrup to 1 part water in a shallow saucer seems to do the trick.
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Bloke on the table behind me in the pub garden persuading the guy he's sitting with to invest 10s of thousands in a business because he's got a spiffy business plan with colourful graphs that's been drawn up by chatgpt and he can make 4.5mil in 3 years and this is where we are now 🙄
August 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by James
I have a £200 voucher for the Vegan Retreat in Bristol.

But I'd like someone else to have it as they rescue animals, which is exactly what we do, so it would be home from home for us, hence we'd like someone else to experience it🙏

DM if anyone is interested❤️
August 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Never fails to make me giggle:
July 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Currently inhaling this ahead of my farm/rewilding project. A superb guide but also compelling tale:
June 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Apparently I'm buying a little farm 🙄
Any resources/advice for rewilding the fuck out of it?
June 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ok, I give up. Is there any way to get past the dogs on Last of Us part 2 without shooting them because I just can't?
June 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
'AI' response boils down to, "yeah, I couldn't be arsed so I made up a load of shite,"

Nice to know that we're accelerating the boiling of the planet for this utter bollocks.
You wanna see something really scary? open.substack.com/pub/amandagu...
June 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
London, earlier today.
May 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This. 👇
After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.
May 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dew on dandelion this morning :)
April 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Although my trees are putting on a marvellous display there are still worryingly few insects about this year.
April 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This is happening tonight!
Join the fb group and bid for lovely donated unique pieces of art with all proceeds going to the critical support that southessexwildlife.org provide for our wildlife :)
April 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
There's probably a very sad tale behind this:
March 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM