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James
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Mainly belongs in the mountains.
Essex area coordinator bdmlr.org.uk
Chair southessexwildlife.org
Opinions very much my own.
I'm just there for the veggie curry recipes
December 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The Graun was talking about his eyebrows the other day so it's not exclusively an rw press thing.
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It really isn't; the post contains at least 6 words that the bots/algos/whatever would be programmed to jump upon.
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I'm not sure people over here care what traction your post gets over there.
Which is sort of why we're over here :)
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Do you think he realises Solihull isn't in Wales or just being deliberately obtuse?
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"you may smell some burning flesh as well as experiencing intense pain but it'll stop you going blind for a while."
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Tricl down
Another tax break for bilwnaires
Trimlep bouvn special
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Also I doubt the fishermen they blew to smithereens would have caught that many fish; they looked like pretty small boats to me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'd love to be proved wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hate to break it to you but it won't be a "reversal," it will be reapplying for membership with all that entails. The progressive electorate has been battered by the govts of the last 16-odd years and the appetite for another round of anger and division on the scale of rejoining the EU?
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I assumed he'd already done that just it wasn't reported as it's not exactly a shock or newsworthy in any way. Yet here they are reporting it even though it's not exactly a shock or newsworthy in any way.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Huh? Ignoring the bleedin' obvious for years then there's a US study and suddenly they sit up and take notice.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm sure France won't mind lending him to us for a quick interview under caution
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Has anyone verified that he is actually a real person?
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I expect that's exactly what you need to hear as you're being punted over his bonnet 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Well quite. I was planning on trees, hedges and meadows but a bog'll do; habitat's habitat I suppose.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Good. Not letting them gloss over their awful chicken welfare standards though.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
are you saying that I shouldn't have bought the farm on the red bit that I've just bought? 😬
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Ok not quicksand more of a bog but:
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Time it took me to make a pot of tea we'd gone from 6-for to all out. Great start 🙄
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And although some probably need a tech billionaire to point out that it's all a load of bollocks, those of us still capable of thinking worked that out ages ago.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Hardly surprising that something programmed to dredge up all the nonsense written on the web and regurgitate it turns out to be less accurate than asking the bloke down the pub.
It's not "AI," it's just a shit search engine. 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Schrödinger's u-turn 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM