Michael Marotta
banner
mackel97.bsky.social
Michael Marotta
@mackel97.bsky.social
Vikings and motorsports fan in need of a cat | prog rock enthusiast | art and guitar participant
Reposted by Michael Marotta
Limp Bizkit figured out there are more than two genders in 2000, you can too
May 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Gotta be up at 4 but I'm absolutely amped after that finish man holy hell. Fuck yeah
May 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Through the highs and lows of life, a good pb&j has never let me down
April 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Don't think this is entirely accurate but maybe one day
April 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
Kyle Larson 2 time champ of crashing out of Darlington with arguably the best throwback scheme in the field lmfao
April 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
There are 1500 #handsoff protests happening today... We'll be at #handsoffroanoke #handsoffswva 💪🏻
April 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
FUCK YOU STROM THURMOND
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT M
April 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
hey what’s up everybody, happy saturday. just wanted to jump on here for a minute so I could stifle free speech and silence the opinions of others
March 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The horrors might persist, but so do I 🤠
March 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Well that totally sucks for Zilisch. Was loving his drive through the field
March 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tell ya what, Mexico and Canada are bordering stupidity and it has nothing to do with em
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You're tellin me a shrimp baked this Alaska?
February 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm just happy for Jimmie Johnson
February 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My orange king turned 14 today!
February 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Made a joke about utilities being cut earlier and the light in my room went out tonight. Maybe I should start crackin lottery jokes instead
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have back problems and yet I never once took the time to think about if my back has any problems with me
January 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
Anyone that takes the time to make an entire BOOK of changes for when someone got into power wasn’t just bullshitting about it

We kept telling people Project 2025 was real and now the same people that just threw their hand at it last summer are saying holy shit now
January 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
New years trip pic
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Need some positivity today... recently I was able to buy a car with my own money for the first time, and soon will be starting as a cook at another nursing home! Feels good to be able to believe in yourself while starting a new chapter in life

(However I never want to be clean shaven ever again)
January 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Michael Marotta
hopeful for a best-case scenario where he wastes the vast majority of his time and political capital on things six-year-old me wanted to do. stuff like "missouri must give some of its land to kansas so it can be a rectangle"
NEW: Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America
January 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM