Mac H
@machightower.bsky.social
Comms by day, writer all other times.
I don’t have solutions but I’ll give you ideas.
My daughter calls me by my first name; you can too.
I don’t have solutions but I’ll give you ideas.
My daughter calls me by my first name; you can too.
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Mac H
@machightower.bsky.social
· Apr 7
Just like that! 🫰
It’s Google-able 🪄
You can peep the trailer here: youtu.be/02QZkZIwJVU?...
#scriptsky #film #indie
It’s Google-able 🪄
You can peep the trailer here: youtu.be/02QZkZIwJVU?...
#scriptsky #film #indie
I just want my wife to trust me enough to use the drill
January 25, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I just want my wife to trust me enough to use the drill
Imagine being so sensitive that….
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Imagine being so sensitive that….
Great job folks 💪
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Great job folks 💪
When you’re a parent, “I finally get to sit down” means it’s 9:30 p.m. and you’re laying in bed
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
When you’re a parent, “I finally get to sit down” means it’s 9:30 p.m. and you’re laying in bed
Ive reached a point in my life where it would feel gross to go to bed without brushing teeth. Guess I’ve reached peak adulthood.
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Ive reached a point in my life where it would feel gross to go to bed without brushing teeth. Guess I’ve reached peak adulthood.
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Dear EU intelligence agencies,
Please help us end this global nightmare by leaking the Epstein Files you likely have. The corrupt regime in the US never will.
Please help us end this global nightmare by leaking the Epstein Files you likely have. The corrupt regime in the US never will.
January 19, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Dear EU intelligence agencies,
Please help us end this global nightmare by leaking the Epstein Files you likely have. The corrupt regime in the US never will.
Please help us end this global nightmare by leaking the Epstein Files you likely have. The corrupt regime in the US never will.
Hung a lamp. Totally get why my mom’s boyfriend(who’s an electrician) doesn’t wanna hang stuff like this in his free time. Took forever because wiring was a mess. But we’ll be eating dinner under the lights 😎
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Hung a lamp. Totally get why my mom’s boyfriend(who’s an electrician) doesn’t wanna hang stuff like this in his free time. Took forever because wiring was a mess. But we’ll be eating dinner under the lights 😎
Who would have guessed? 🤯
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Who would have guessed? 🤯
Got ‘em
damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Got ‘em
PSA to the dinner guests who like to arrive early, DONT. It’s unexpected and it’s tacky to be cleaning when you arrive.
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 AM
PSA to the dinner guests who like to arrive early, DONT. It’s unexpected and it’s tacky to be cleaning when you arrive.
Two wildly different pits from a batch of Lychees. How do you pick these things?
January 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Two wildly different pits from a batch of Lychees. How do you pick these things?
The elevator smells like cigarettes so I got a pizza. Now it’ll smell like Tuscany for the next rider.
What have you done to be a good neighbor today? ☺️
What have you done to be a good neighbor today? ☺️
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The elevator smells like cigarettes so I got a pizza. Now it’ll smell like Tuscany for the next rider.
What have you done to be a good neighbor today? ☺️
What have you done to be a good neighbor today? ☺️
Live Updates: U.S. Captures Venezuelan Leader, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I was sad to step down as project lead this year but tremendously lucky to bond with our baby.
I love these type of reunions, especially during the holidays. It makes our mission a little more tangible to the general public, when less that 1% of US citizen serve.
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
I love these type of reunions, especially during the holidays. It makes our mission a little more tangible to the general public, when less that 1% of US citizen serve.
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Army Soldier Travels 7k Miles, Surprises Cancer-Stricken Mother For Christmas
"I'm not sure there was a dry eye in the room," said an American Red Cross specialist who helped bring a U.S. Army soldier home for the holidays.
www.military.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I was sad to step down as project lead this year but tremendously lucky to bond with our baby.
I love these type of reunions, especially during the holidays. It makes our mission a little more tangible to the general public, when less that 1% of US citizen serve.
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
I love these type of reunions, especially during the holidays. It makes our mission a little more tangible to the general public, when less that 1% of US citizen serve.
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
When the wife asks for pancakes but you’re tired and decide to cheat
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
When the wife asks for pancakes but you’re tired and decide to cheat
I love my job. The best part is getting to work with amazing people and awesome orgs, making ideas like these a reality 🥹
Props to United for flying Patrick business class in Polaris!
#holidays #travel #Christmas
www.linkedin.com/posts/americ...
Props to United for flying Patrick business class in Polaris!
#holidays #travel #Christmas
www.linkedin.com/posts/americ...
Home for the Holidays | American Red Cross
This soldier just gave his family the best Christmas gift: coming home for the holidays.
After being stationed in Korea for 18 months, U.S. Army Pfc. Patrick Konczal spent last Christmas away from hi...
www.linkedin.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I love my job. The best part is getting to work with amazing people and awesome orgs, making ideas like these a reality 🥹
Props to United for flying Patrick business class in Polaris!
#holidays #travel #Christmas
www.linkedin.com/posts/americ...
Props to United for flying Patrick business class in Polaris!
#holidays #travel #Christmas
www.linkedin.com/posts/americ...
Stay tuned for more on the trial of the DC sandwich guy !!!!
This is wild.
This is wild.
The jury in the DC Sandwich Guy case is being released for the day. Trial expected to resume tomorrow at 10:30 a.m. Not clear if any more witnesses will testify. A verdict tomorrow looks likely. See you then!
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Stay tuned for more on the trial of the DC sandwich guy !!!!
This is wild.
This is wild.
Wondering how many people will go as ICE agents for Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wondering how many people will go as ICE agents for Halloween?
Reposted by Mac H
Areas impacted by Hurricane Melissa are without power and have limited internet connectivity. If you're looking for someone, try these steps:
- Send a text.
- Check their socials for updates.
- Calling during off-peak hours.
- Call places they spend time at.
- Send a text.
- Check their socials for updates.
- Calling during off-peak hours.
- Call places they spend time at.
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Areas impacted by Hurricane Melissa are without power and have limited internet connectivity. If you're looking for someone, try these steps:
- Send a text.
- Check their socials for updates.
- Calling during off-peak hours.
- Call places they spend time at.
- Send a text.
- Check their socials for updates.
- Calling during off-peak hours.
- Call places they spend time at.
Why must every tote bag I own be making a statement about something?😞
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Why must every tote bag I own be making a statement about something?😞
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A psychic told me my aura looks like a chalk outline.
October 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
A psychic told me my aura looks like a chalk outline.
Did you know the LA Dodgers have an 1-11 record for losing Game 1 in the World Series while away?
That just means they have the best home fans 😎😍
That just means they have the best home fans 😎😍
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Did you know the LA Dodgers have an 1-11 record for losing Game 1 in the World Series while away?
That just means they have the best home fans 😎😍
That just means they have the best home fans 😎😍
Reposted by Mac H
Writing alt text is a constant reminder how little I understand everything I see.
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Writing alt text is a constant reminder how little I understand everything I see.
What’s something seemingly mundane you do but goes a long way to helping you stay sharp mentally?
For me, it’s flossing.
🦷 💪 🧠 🥇
#scriptsky
For me, it’s flossing.
🦷 💪 🧠 🥇
#scriptsky
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What’s something seemingly mundane you do but goes a long way to helping you stay sharp mentally?
For me, it’s flossing.
🦷 💪 🧠 🥇
#scriptsky
For me, it’s flossing.
🦷 💪 🧠 🥇
#scriptsky
Tattoo-free are way smugger than you think. Comedians, feel free to work in stuff like "And you... ink-less." {HA HA} "Really? You were never young? In love? In Tijuana? While high as BALLS"
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM