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sylvester gump, the
@maccas.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Patton Oswalt: You might know me for my Critical acclaimed characters... Remy from Ratatoulie, Max from Secret Life Of Pets 1 and 2...
Most importantly... The human heart ❤️
We Love You Patton Oswalt ❤️
Most importantly... The human heart ❤️
We Love You Patton Oswalt ❤️
I did somewhat like the songs I was making but, I'm too lazy to screen record for yous.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I did somewhat like the songs I was making but, I'm too lazy to screen record for yous.
A litttle greeeeen rooooosettaaaa, really makes it beeeeettter, it's better, it's better... with a green rosettaaaaaa rosetta
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A litttle greeeeen rooooosettaaaa, really makes it beeeeettter, it's better, it's better... with a green rosettaaaaaa rosetta
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-goes to the Virgin Islands
-has pedophile sex
-has pedophile sex
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
-goes to the Virgin Islands
-has pedophile sex
-has pedophile sex
I find it bewildering and stupid that I was put in a world where I became the most scared person...
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I find it bewildering and stupid that I was put in a world where I became the most scared person...
Curb Your Enthusiasm is too scary for me ☹️
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Curb Your Enthusiasm is too scary for me ☹️
I've been trying to make music again, pray I, stop sucking.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've been trying to make music again, pray I, stop sucking.
I'm extremely envious when I'm bored, it's really bad.... My favourite Ben Folds Five album is 'The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner', love that one ❤️❤️❤️ even if I might love it because of my good buddy, I love it ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm extremely envious when I'm bored, it's really bad.... My favourite Ben Folds Five album is 'The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner', love that one ❤️❤️❤️ even if I might love it because of my good buddy, I love it ❤️
Let it be... The Beatles said that one, wanna listen to the Beatles with me? I only have the new Giles Martin mixes, I like them more... Oh I suck? Fuck, maybe I do.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Let it be... The Beatles said that one, wanna listen to the Beatles with me? I only have the new Giles Martin mixes, I like them more... Oh I suck? Fuck, maybe I do.
I have nothing to type, no wit... I just want it to be known I typed something here... and then you staple LOL to the end and... that's a great post, thank you myself.
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have nothing to type, no wit... I just want it to be known I typed something here... and then you staple LOL to the end and... that's a great post, thank you myself.
They drilling shit or something, next door...
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They drilling shit or something, next door...
I love the Sonic IDW comics....
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I love the Sonic IDW comics....
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I love you, SMiLE by The Beach Boys...
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I love you, SMiLE by The Beach Boys...
I hope it's obvious how lame and gay I am, I'm listening to a 3hr49m show, right now... nearly done, only 40~ minutes left.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I hope it's obvious how lame and gay I am, I'm listening to a 3hr49m show, right now... nearly done, only 40~ minutes left.
Going onto a random new e6 post and just replying...
"I logged in at the wrong time ☹️, gross."
"I logged in at the wrong time ☹️, gross."
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Going onto a random new e6 post and just replying...
"I logged in at the wrong time ☹️, gross."
"I logged in at the wrong time ☹️, gross."
I'm so unmotivated.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm so unmotivated.
Everyone hates me and wants me dead, except a special few ♥️ thank you special few.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Everyone hates me and wants me dead, except a special few ♥️ thank you special few.
My actual favourite song from this album is definitely this one, I love this entire album, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEEf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEEf...
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My actual favourite song from this album is definitely this one, I love this entire album, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEEf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEEf...
I would say I deserve to have a anvil drop on my head but I'd get so fricking and fudging hard... that, I don't deserve such a happiness, or something, happy Sunday all!
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I would say I deserve to have a anvil drop on my head but I'd get so fricking and fudging hard... that, I don't deserve such a happiness, or something, happy Sunday all!
My puny arms ache, I can't make music that I like anymore and I get stuck drawing 😴 and I complain too much and I love cartoon animals 🥹❤️
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My puny arms ache, I can't make music that I like anymore and I get stuck drawing 😴 and I complain too much and I love cartoon animals 🥹❤️
If I made a bad sci-fi screenplay, I'd somewhere use the line "lather me in custard, you prune" within it... this is why my pay grade is 0 dollars and 0 cents.
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If I made a bad sci-fi screenplay, I'd somewhere use the line "lather me in custard, you prune" within it... this is why my pay grade is 0 dollars and 0 cents.
I'm so fucking bored
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm so fucking bored