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The grump... The most thoughtful. Philosophy re-evaulated, subject of the scariest and lethal lost media.

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Patton Oswalt: You might know me for my Critical acclaimed characters... Remy from Ratatoulie, Max from Secret Life Of Pets 1 and 2...

Most importantly... The human heart ❤️

We Love You Patton Oswalt ❤️
Do not listen to my gaming opinions, they suck.
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Retro gamers are probably like, if only I had a day to marry my NES console... Oh wait... Wed NES day, haha. 🤠
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I was straight up just dancing
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It's like a nut you can play with outside 🤠
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Lucario was one of my first loves.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
hearing people talk mixed with the house creak is so fucking scary, am I stupid? <- don't answer that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Frank Zappa - No Not Now
Listen to No Not Now on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I ate all the leftover potato bake from the fridge 😛
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
caught making a topster in 2025...
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Listen Carefully!!! Spider of Destiny... You must heed the call of cosmo-biology
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Should stop being so dour here as of late, I will do that BUT...
I can't take commissions I swear, been stalling on a friends drawing for a embarrassingly long time, I was paid for it... I feel as if I'm either stupid or a sitcom is in my brain and adding to the established status-quo / mythos.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I love THE LOVE ♥️
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Feel more autistic, every day... I feel like that bullshit clock to midnight, there's no change...

I feel the most idiotic smart person or the most smart idiotic person, just an outlier...

I am constantly overthinking and over forgetting and when I forget I get people annoyed... 😞
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I did somewhat like the songs I was making but, I'm too lazy to screen record for yous.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A litttle greeeeen rooooosettaaaa, really makes it beeeeettter, it's better, it's better... with a green rosettaaaaaa rosetta
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by sylvester gump, the
-goes to the Virgin Islands
-has pedophile sex
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I find it bewildering and stupid that I was put in a world where I became the most scared person...
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm a plushie.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Curb Your Enthusiasm is too scary for me ☹️
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I've been trying to make music again, pray I, stop sucking.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm extremely envious when I'm bored, it's really bad.... My favourite Ben Folds Five album is 'The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner', love that one ❤️❤️❤️ even if I might love it because of my good buddy, I love it ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let it be... The Beatles said that one, wanna listen to the Beatles with me? I only have the new Giles Martin mixes, I like them more... Oh I suck? Fuck, maybe I do.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM