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E-bikes | Onewheels | Movies | Music |Gaming | 30+ | ADHD (likely AuDHD) | 🚫🍺

Pfp alt text: a loc'd Black man's partial reflection from the screen of a mounted mini arcade cabinet
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Good morning 🌞
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More men need to talk to each other about these sextortion scams. It’s only getting worse
December 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Should be back on by 3:30 according to homeowner homie. That's a little over a nap's worth of time 🤔
...the power just went out. I'm not stressed about it yet, but once hour 5 rears it's ugly head I might start tripping.
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
...the power just went out. I'm not stressed about it yet, but once hour 5 rears it's ugly head I might start tripping.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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DMV, NJ/NYC and Charlotte lolol. A lil Atlanta and FL sprinkled in but very east coast coded.
Everyone on here lives in DMV.
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Yall remember when the inside of cars used to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Asleep at 9

Awake at 11

Asleep at 11:30

Awake at 3
a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it .
Alt: a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Fresh Semi-Gloss topcoat lookin gooooood
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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When you find your special little fixation thing that is causing you temporary joy it’s best to mute every word around it on the internet and enjoy it privately. Like bitch my brain ain’t even good at naturally producing happy chemicals. You think you gon take this from me? On the phone I pay for??
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Happy Heavenly Birthday to #actress #NichelleNichols 🕊️🕊️
December 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Anyone else ever cry in their sleep?
Very weird first experience and fuck whatever nightmare caused it.
December 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
So wait, there's wealthy yt folk that think that building AGI (AI) = building God.. and if they don't help build it; then once it's finished (because it's inevitible ofc) the AI/God would upload their consciousness and torture them in digital hell forever. And one of them rich mfs looks like this?
a man with a big cone on his head is saying heh
Alt: a man with a big conehead is saying heh
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Listening to Behind The Bastards podcast since the my connection sucks for the next few days
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fast forward 80yrs to the multicultural crime syndicate that runs this block:

The KostK.O. Family, or KOF.
The Costco is still fully operational, even if every employee appears armed. In fact, KOF's Erick Broadwick brokered a deal with the company for the first ever franchised location.
I thought this was a joke until I saw this newscast of it. I think this should be the move for all large-scale retailers and businesses

youtu.be/ufMFTNIBIV0?...
First-ever Costco with apartments to open in South LA
YouTube video by NBCLA
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Because it is fucking AI. Please perish.
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
AI. ain't no way bruh had all them Black stars in full costume, standing in some odd configuration where you only see one celeb at a time with no overlap.

Idiris, Zendaya, Michael B. Jordan, and Samuel L. Jackson in full ancient Egyptian regalia would've made the fucking news
December 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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We dont talk about the fall in quality of graphic tshirt material that we've seen over the years.
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Obsessed w/ possibilities for modern co op org across many domains.”In Switzerland’s member-based cooperative housing, new residents buy shares to the building. The co-op uses the money to maintain the building, keep rents below market rate and, often, provide communal amenities like child care.”
A ‘Third Way’ Between Buying or Renting? Swiss Co-ops Say They’ve Found It.
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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😍
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Supporting character from a Shonen about breakdancing:
You know in another age, I don’t need a stupid watch or clock. The rhythm of my heart tells me what time it is.
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
What a roundabout way for me to find out that eddy isn't the first Black character in Tekken

(And yes, that was going to be my defense against the eddy hate 😂)
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
6 day housesitting/petsitting gig w/ cellular connection only.

I really need to buy a hotspot if the next gig is 3 weeks.
December 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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If you’re a fan of Nujabes and MF DOOM and wondered what a collab “may” have sounded like between them, Altered Crates mixed them together!

Link in the quote, no ai used! Just MF DOOM lyrics on top of Nujabes beats.

🙂‍↕️ enjoy!
Altered Crates took down the download, but it’s on YouTube if anyone wants to listen.

Also I messed up the album title, it’s “Metaphorical Villainy”

youtu.be/WifI7lOUI-o?...
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Which one of you niggas got gout? What's it feel like?
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Here's a theory, maybe we keep waking up at 3am because of old nigga ailments like acid reflux and gout?
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM