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Maaj
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Pfp alt text: sliding door reflections of a black man in a white t-shirt
You've got to be fucking kidding me. It's a comedy skit. Fuck this ai labeller.
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Haiti is 5 minutes away from qualifying for the World Cup for the first time since the 70s
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Who made the mac n cheese?
What do black people take seriously?
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I grabbed habanero rum wings from a Caribbean fusion food truck for lunch. Got a bottle of their blue kool-aid too.
This mf is so sweet that I have to cut it with topo-chico lime & mint seltzer.
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The amount of times I've reacted to something y'all post by stating "none of that is my business," is very high.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If I'm not mistaken, grok got it wrong too. A not-all and a robot arguing over commonalities across Black folk. It's almost sad. Heavy on the almost.
This is funny for several reasons.
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Getting paid ON TIME.
What do black people take seriously?
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Scanning these mil med docs. Woo.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If cloudflare having an outage causes both X and ChatGPT to go down, that's a net positive, no?
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Suspicious
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Adderall is weird AF sometimes. Why am I hungry and not hungry at the same time? It's been years of this, I'm used to it, but it's still a weird feeling.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The dads are out running around in ICE gear.
There is this group of white moms on charlotte that are walking kids home from school to help keep them and their parents safe from ICE. And that’s how you use your privilege, but I always wonder why no dads participate in stuff like this
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I was about to skip physical therapy because it's too cold. I'm otw though, I'd rather be cold with knees that operate correctly 😂
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Cloudflare’s down 👀
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Lol
So Twitter is down and all the “forgot I had an account on here” people are coming.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I most definitely will not. Fuck you, fuck the artist, and fuck their art.
"you have to separate the art from the artist"

No the absolute fuck I don't, and get out of my fuckin face.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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i just cant ever agree with that shit seeing how enjoying the art directly supports the artist’s pockets😂😂. they lose me every time
"you have to separate the art from the artist"

No the absolute fuck I don't, and get out of my fuckin face.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Look at em, just struggling and shit.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"you have to separate the art from the artist"

No the absolute fuck I don't, and get out of my fuckin face.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
These are not the quarter-zips I was raised on.
So, my pal @jinxungoh.bsky.social sent me a vid earlier abt the quarter-zip trend taking hold among young Black men on TikTok & across Gen Z more generally.

Of course, I have a few quick thoughts (for whatever they're worth).

A brief thread. First, here's the TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@whois.jason...
@Richdafifth life different when u gotta quarter zip #matcha #quarterzip #performative #niketech
TikTok video by Jason Gyamfi
www.tiktok.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
We need a new type of lethal honey pot, where as soon as the target gets into the bedroom and drops his trousers; shorty just tears his shit right tf off.

Kinda like that movie Teeth, but with proper teeth.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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“I would trade places with a Black person if I was treated as an equal based on my skin color”….That would be a no then. So be quiet
I would. Skin pigmentation is no big deal to me. But it would have to be in a civilised country where skin pigmentation is not an issue to most people.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Dolph getting killed really hurt my heart.

He didn’t deserve what those dirty mfers did and I still hope that one big head mfer gets what’s coming to him.

Good morning.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM