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@lwilliamsallen.bsky.social
quite a history of dereliction
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Democrats: *perform incredibly well in midterm elections*
Democrats: “Ah. Well. Nevertheless,”
Democrats: “Ah. Well. Nevertheless,”
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Democrats: *perform incredibly well in midterm elections*
Democrats: “Ah. Well. Nevertheless,”
Democrats: “Ah. Well. Nevertheless,”
My gardening nightmare has finally happened. I put gloves on and a spider residing inside bit me.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My gardening nightmare has finally happened. I put gloves on and a spider residing inside bit me.
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🌱
Cannot wait until my kids are old enough to understand my shit talking
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cannot wait until my kids are old enough to understand my shit talking
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In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
Pareidolia for unfortunate things caught in zippers. 🌱
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pareidolia for unfortunate things caught in zippers. 🌱
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the first what now
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC
Fifa unveils a new Peace Prize to be awarded at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington, citing a mission to honor efforts to end conflict
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the first what now
It's one thing to get a toddler to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they do want to do, eg put shoes on to go to a party, but quite another to get them to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they don't want to do eg put on shoes to go get shots
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's one thing to get a toddler to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they do want to do, eg put shoes on to go to a party, but quite another to get them to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they don't want to do eg put on shoes to go get shots
Sandwich trial and Cheney death plus apparent Mamdani rout is a a Bluesky holiday
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sandwich trial and Cheney death plus apparent Mamdani rout is a a Bluesky holiday
Where my drug positive kids books at? As a parent who uses Bluesky I’ve obviously got the pro-lbgtq+ books but I can’t find anything to counteract the anti-drug stuff my kid is getting at school.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Where my drug positive kids books at? As a parent who uses Bluesky I’ve obviously got the pro-lbgtq+ books but I can’t find anything to counteract the anti-drug stuff my kid is getting at school.
Halloween costume ideas from my kid: ballerina, toilet, poop, dad.
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Halloween costume ideas from my kid: ballerina, toilet, poop, dad.
Best way to enjoy Mariners baseball is to read @spikefriedman.bsky.social skeets and try to guess what’s happening in the game.
a black and white photo of a man with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema
Alt: a black and white photo of a man with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Best way to enjoy Mariners baseball is to read @spikefriedman.bsky.social skeets and try to guess what’s happening in the game.
I worked for twenty minutes on this goddamnit
October 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I worked for twenty minutes on this goddamnit
Whatever asshole thought diaper boxes would be better with two different designs should be demoted (don’t wanna fire anyone in this economy)
My kids freak out if you try to put the “wrong” one on them.
My kids freak out if you try to put the “wrong” one on them.
October 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Whatever asshole thought diaper boxes would be better with two different designs should be demoted (don’t wanna fire anyone in this economy)
My kids freak out if you try to put the “wrong” one on them.
My kids freak out if you try to put the “wrong” one on them.
This one honestly looked better than it tasted, sadly. 🌱
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This one honestly looked better than it tasted, sadly. 🌱
Watched my brother eat a yogurt cup that had been in the trunk of warm car for two days. He said “what’s going to happen, it’s just going to be more yogurty.”
There is no such thing as “bad cheese,” there are simply “weak stomachs”
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watched my brother eat a yogurt cup that had been in the trunk of warm car for two days. He said “what’s going to happen, it’s just going to be more yogurty.”
I have watched this 10x straight and can’t decide what level of intentionality.
From the soccer community on Reddit: Pedri dribbles past 2 Real Sociedad players with a single foot triple touch control
Explore this post and more from the soccer community
www.reddit.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have watched this 10x straight and can’t decide what level of intentionality.
Dudes Rock. Bicycles Rock. Supposedly earlier today in Chicago, source I believe is @christophersweat.bsky.social according to Reddit
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Dudes Rock. Bicycles Rock. Supposedly earlier today in Chicago, source I believe is @christophersweat.bsky.social according to Reddit
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sometimes i'll hear a song i really really like, find out it's a cover of a bob dylan song, then listen to the original and feel like i'm being pranked
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
sometimes i'll hear a song i really really like, find out it's a cover of a bob dylan song, then listen to the original and feel like i'm being pranked
Every day it becomes more difficult to hold back from the “hi Hungry, I’m Dad” joke
September 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Every day it becomes more difficult to hold back from the “hi Hungry, I’m Dad” joke
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1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
My toddler walked up and hit me in the back with this, tines first, while I was bent over planting.
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My toddler walked up and hit me in the back with this, tines first, while I was bent over planting.
“I don’t know anyone who showed that level of curiosity and generosity” my
Brother in Christ u need better friends and family
Brother in Christ u need better friends and family
I wish these interviews were published in audio/video form. I need to hear how deadpan “But, despite [Kissinger’s] busyness, he came to [your] book party” was delivered
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“I don’t know anyone who showed that level of curiosity and generosity” my
Brother in Christ u need better friends and family
Brother in Christ u need better friends and family
It’s a shame running doesn’t have something cool like “allez allez allez” to yell at people putting in the work.
(I don’t want to know if allez is actually lame)
(I don’t want to know if allez is actually lame)
September 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It’s a shame running doesn’t have something cool like “allez allez allez” to yell at people putting in the work.
(I don’t want to know if allez is actually lame)
(I don’t want to know if allez is actually lame)
At what age can I ask my child if they want the waaambulance after a minor knock?
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
At what age can I ask my child if they want the waaambulance after a minor knock?