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Oh hey!
Commission contact: flymiamibro22@gmail.com
(they/she/he)
Oh hey! I’m taking commissions for digital drawings, let me know if you want to arrange one!
March 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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DATE: I want someone who is a total animal in bed

ME: [thinking about the mountain of empty pizza boxes in my room] I hope you like raccoons
November 2, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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Hey all, I know we're all struggling right now but a very good friend of mine (@lunchbait.bsky.social) could really use some help right now. If you can't donate, please repost to signal boost. 💜

www.gofundme.com/f/help-hilla...
Help Hillary Get Psychiatric Care, organized by Hillary B
Oh hey! My name is Hillary & I’m sincerely so grateful that you’re even reading this. I’v… Hillary B needs your support for Help Hillary Get Psychiatric Care
www.gofundme.com
November 1, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Oh hey! I’m gonna try to be more active on here & if we’re friends & I’m not following you, please let me know so I can fix it!
October 2, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Please look how happy & in love they make me I love them with my whole heart & I hope every good person gets to feel like this even one time
July 14, 2023 at 6:06 AM
I know I’m supposed to be transferring my funny jokes from the shitty bird app to this one, I just feel so overwhelmed with how much I love my partners, I genuinely cannot think about anything else any time I open this app
July 14, 2023 at 6:00 AM
If we’re friends & I don’t follow you please msg me on the shitty bird app & let me know so I can fix it thank you love you sorry!
July 2, 2023 at 8:01 AM
I’m drunk & playing apex if you want to play with me I would love that!
July 2, 2023 at 7:51 AM
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bro do you even lift up the hearts and spirits of your friends online
June 27, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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[on a call with my therapist]

THERAPIST: Are you okay?

ME: [pouring dry cereal & milk into my mouth so that I am a human cereal bowl] Yeah, why?

THERAPIST: Your webcam is on
June 15, 2023 at 8:13 PM
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This needs to be a Valentine's card
Gay enough to be completely distracted by how gorgeous you are, autistic enough to not know what to do about it
June 1, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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I fall and drown in the lake. They pull out my body. "It's so bloated and grotesque" says one. "He only fell in a minute ago" says another
May 27, 2023 at 11:23 PM
well my twitter account got locked bc i told a guy i was fucking his grandma so here we are
May 9, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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Time to step up to help out. If you're better off than most (which, we can assume, a _lot_ of people on here might be), good time to help out!
Hey is mutual aid skeeting a thing yet?

I've been quietly giving away laptops leftover from one of our aid responses. Unfortunately I'm out of em and right when an organizer being oppressed by the state needs one.

Anyone have an old laptop they could send me?
May 6, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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everyone tag one person you love on here that everyone else should follow i'll go first @alexd23.bsky.social is so cool i love that guy JK but fr everyone go follow @lunchbait.bsky.social the greatest dick snickers i've ever known
May 3, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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it’s so freeing skeeting into the void because I know no one is going to see it. I can finally openly admit I was the one who started the rumour that Lea Michele can’t read
April 28, 2023 at 2:42 AM