Morgan LaVigne
@lumpenprole.bsky.social
Programmer for money, musician for love, raconteur to annoy the other people at the bar
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When joining this app, I was asked to pick interests. Notably missing: music. What the hell, bluesky?
Just for that, I'm only ever going to pronounce the app as 'blusky' to rhyme with Mclusky
Just for that, I'm only ever going to pronounce the app as 'blusky' to rhyme with Mclusky
Reposted by Morgan LaVigne
"Surely, thou canst sate thy lusts upon mine person without turning every garment I own into confetti? I look upon my shredded silks and weep, Lathaniel! My bosom heaves with anguish. And what shall support it? Not my bodices!" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
Lathaniel, thou knowest how I crave thy touch. Many a night—and morn, and afternoon!—have I lain enfolded in thine arms, as thou tendered thy lips ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
"Surely, thou canst sate thy lusts upon mine person without turning every garment I own into confetti? I look upon my shredded silks and weep, Lathaniel! My bosom heaves with anguish. And what shall support it? Not my bodices!" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
Kier Starmer always looks like he's being cross examined while trying to hold in explosive diarrhea.
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Kier Starmer always looks like he's being cross examined while trying to hold in explosive diarrhea.
Wait, so his weirdo sycophants went and made an entire alternate halftime show for him, and instead he hate-watched the Bad Bunny one?
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Wait, so his weirdo sycophants went and made an entire alternate halftime show for him, and instead he hate-watched the Bad Bunny one?
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
Valley loge wins again!
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Valley loge wins again!
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Morgan LaVigne
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
I think the "Jake Paul gets his jaw broken" gif is my new "Danzig gets his lights punched out" comfort gif.
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I think the "Jake Paul gets his jaw broken" gif is my new "Danzig gets his lights punched out" comfort gif.
Reposted by Morgan LaVigne
1. Your magical powers can light up a room.
2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names.
3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame and trauma.
2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names.
3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame and trauma.
Rankin and Bass’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Stephen King’s Carrie?
1. Your magical powers can light up a room. 2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names. 3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame...
buff.ly
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
1. Your magical powers can light up a room.
2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names.
3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame and trauma.
2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names.
3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame and trauma.
My close reading of the internet has led me to belive that
a) guitar tone comes from the balls
b) pee is stored in the balls
Therefore tone is pee. I will not be taking any questions.
#guitar
#guitartone
#guitarcirclejerk
a) guitar tone comes from the balls
b) pee is stored in the balls
Therefore tone is pee. I will not be taking any questions.
#guitar
#guitartone
#guitarcirclejerk
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My close reading of the internet has led me to belive that
a) guitar tone comes from the balls
b) pee is stored in the balls
Therefore tone is pee. I will not be taking any questions.
#guitar
#guitartone
#guitarcirclejerk
a) guitar tone comes from the balls
b) pee is stored in the balls
Therefore tone is pee. I will not be taking any questions.
#guitar
#guitartone
#guitarcirclejerk
It's hard to be in a band when you know in your heart of hearts that nothing you can produce will ever be a satisfying as a reel of roasted meat being cut with a sword.
#music
#bandlife
#ontour
#Deathrock
#music
#bandlife
#ontour
#Deathrock
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It's hard to be in a band when you know in your heart of hearts that nothing you can produce will ever be a satisfying as a reel of roasted meat being cut with a sword.
#music
#bandlife
#ontour
#Deathrock
#music
#bandlife
#ontour
#Deathrock
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Today's dream movie is Jason Watkins and Toby Jones playing estranged brothers who inherit a crazy uncle's house (played in flashback by David Mitchell)
They discover the house is full of secret doors which causes broad slapstick while they learn to work together to figure out why. (1/2)
They discover the house is full of secret doors which causes broad slapstick while they learn to work together to figure out why. (1/2)
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Today's dream movie is Jason Watkins and Toby Jones playing estranged brothers who inherit a crazy uncle's house (played in flashback by David Mitchell)
They discover the house is full of secret doors which causes broad slapstick while they learn to work together to figure out why. (1/2)
They discover the house is full of secret doors which causes broad slapstick while they learn to work together to figure out why. (1/2)
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Stephen Miller "Republicans worse than MS-13!"
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Stephen Miller "Republicans worse than MS-13!"
I feel like I'm in the minority, but BL4 just doesn't live up for me. The plot is generic, the color pallette is muddy, the enemies are boring, and it's just one boring boss fight after another.
If you love running around in circles hosing things with bullets, it's the game for you
#borderlands4
If you love running around in circles hosing things with bullets, it's the game for you
#borderlands4
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I feel like I'm in the minority, but BL4 just doesn't live up for me. The plot is generic, the color pallette is muddy, the enemies are boring, and it's just one boring boss fight after another.
If you love running around in circles hosing things with bullets, it's the game for you
#borderlands4
If you love running around in circles hosing things with bullets, it's the game for you
#borderlands4
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former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.
Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.
Man, Borderlands 4 really took a few steps towards the generic. It's really a lot less fun to play.
Even the UI feels like some online game that's going to have it's servers turned off in three months.
Even the UI feels like some online game that's going to have it's servers turned off in three months.
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Man, Borderlands 4 really took a few steps towards the generic. It's really a lot less fun to play.
Even the UI feels like some online game that's going to have it's servers turned off in three months.
Even the UI feels like some online game that's going to have it's servers turned off in three months.
I wish I was a voice-over agent so I could recruit this guy at the japanese hot dog place.
#voice-over
#hotdog
#firsttimethesetagsaretogether
#voice-over
#hotdog
#firsttimethesetagsaretogether
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I wish I was a voice-over agent so I could recruit this guy at the japanese hot dog place.
#voice-over
#hotdog
#firsttimethesetagsaretogether
#voice-over
#hotdog
#firsttimethesetagsaretogether
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It is one of nature's great ironies to the testosterone heavy that just when your dick starts to say "Hey, maybe it's been a good run" your nose hair says "IT'S OUR TIME"
September 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It is one of nature's great ironies to the testosterone heavy that just when your dick starts to say "Hey, maybe it's been a good run" your nose hair says "IT'S OUR TIME"
But what if he has covid, though? How great would that be?
September 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
But what if he has covid, though? How great would that be?
"What do you wear to pick up the dirt that was your wife"
Not an opening line to a poem, but a real, grounded in reality thought I had yesterday.
#grief
Not an opening line to a poem, but a real, grounded in reality thought I had yesterday.
#grief
August 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"What do you wear to pick up the dirt that was your wife"
Not an opening line to a poem, but a real, grounded in reality thought I had yesterday.
#grief
Not an opening line to a poem, but a real, grounded in reality thought I had yesterday.
#grief
Werner Herzog starting an insta with "I am Werner Herzog. This shall be my Instagram" makes everything a little better today.
#wernerherzog
#wernerherzog
August 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Werner Herzog starting an insta with "I am Werner Herzog. This shall be my Instagram" makes everything a little better today.
#wernerherzog
#wernerherzog
Only the American Healthcare system could come up with the idea that eyes and teeth are aftermarket parts that shouldn't be covered by warranty.
#healthinsurance
#americaisascam
#healthinsurance
#americaisascam
August 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Only the American Healthcare system could come up with the idea that eyes and teeth are aftermarket parts that shouldn't be covered by warranty.
#healthinsurance
#americaisascam
#healthinsurance
#americaisascam
This is a really nice vision of a future with less plastics
Leaf inspired design brings Bioplastics to the big leagues [via Uni of WA] 🧪⚗️🥬🧃🌎😀
"a variation of [] leaf-inspired #cellulose #nanofiber structure to improve the strength and biodegradability of #polyhydroxybutrate, (PHB), a starch-derived #plastic"
source.washu.edu/2025/07/leaf...
#bio #friendly
"a variation of [] leaf-inspired #cellulose #nanofiber structure to improve the strength and biodegradability of #polyhydroxybutrate, (PHB), a starch-derived #plastic"
source.washu.edu/2025/07/leaf...
#bio #friendly
Leaf-inspired design brings bioplastics to the big leagues
Using inspiration from the leaf, researchers at Washington University in St. Louis have optimized bioplastics to be stronger and more biodegradable.
source.washu.edu
August 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is a really nice vision of a future with less plastics