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Morgan LaVigne
@lumpenprole.bsky.social
Programmer for money, musician for love, raconteur to annoy the other people at the bar
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When joining this app, I was asked to pick interests. Notably missing: music. What the hell, bluesky?

Just for that, I'm only ever going to pronounce the app as 'blusky' to rhyme with Mclusky
It's hard to be in a band when you know in your heart of hearts that nothing you can produce will ever be a satisfying as a reel of roasted meat being cut with a sword.

#music
#bandlife
#ontour
#Deathrock
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My bandmates out spooky me every time:

#Deathrock
#Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Today's dream movie is Jason Watkins and Toby Jones playing estranged brothers who inherit a crazy uncle's house (played in flashback by David Mitchell)

They discover the house is full of secret doors which causes broad slapstick while they learn to work together to figure out why. (1/2)
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Punk rocker at the goth masquerade ball like a werewolf among vampires.

#goth
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Stephen Miller "Republicans worse than MS-13!"
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I feel like I'm in the minority, but BL4 just doesn't live up for me. The plot is generic, the color pallette is muddy, the enemies are boring, and it's just one boring boss fight after another.

If you love running around in circles hosing things with bullets, it's the game for you

#borderlands4
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Morgan LaVigne
former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.
Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.

More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Man, Borderlands 4 really took a few steps towards the generic. It's really a lot less fun to play.

Even the UI feels like some online game that's going to have it's servers turned off in three months.
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wish I was a voice-over agent so I could recruit this guy at the japanese hot dog place.

#voice-over
#hotdog
#firsttimethesetagsaretogether
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not putting a "use by" date on food is the same as saying 'I want people with ADHD to die'

#adhd
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It is one of nature's great ironies to the testosterone heavy that just when your dick starts to say "Hey, maybe it's been a good run" your nose hair says "IT'S OUR TIME"
September 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
But what if he has covid, though? How great would that be?
September 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"What do you wear to pick up the dirt that was your wife"

Not an opening line to a poem, but a real, grounded in reality thought I had yesterday.

#grief
August 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Werner Herzog starting an insta with "I am Werner Herzog. This shall be my Instagram" makes everything a little better today.

#wernerherzog
August 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Only the American Healthcare system could come up with the idea that eyes and teeth are aftermarket parts that shouldn't be covered by warranty.

#healthinsurance
#americaisascam
August 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is a really nice vision of a future with less plastics
August 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm sitting in a waiting room and someone just walked by me. I could hear them coming because they were carrying something that made a clanking sound.

1/2
July 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fucking hell. My psychiatrist suddenly died.

He was a really nice guy. And now I have to think about how many refills I have to get a new one, instead of just feeling bad for his friends and family.
July 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Can you still be a sugar daddy if you can pretty much only afford sugar?
July 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm sitting drunk in a bar and I totally forgot that the lead guitarist of Spinal Tap could also not handle the truth.

#youcanthandlethetruth
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's no surprise that there's lots of calls for a Mr Terrific spinoff. In an incredibly well written movie "I'm goddamn Mr Terrific!" ended up being the standout line.
a man with a mask on his face is wearing a jacket with kepler written on it
ALT: a man with a mask on his face is wearing a jacket with kepler written on it
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Big "I don't even own a tv" energy
blessedly i have no idea who “contrapoints” is or why anyone cares what they think about anything
July 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How is it that every time I watch something and think "huh. I need to think about that", Macon Blair is involved?
July 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I like to consider myself a "manfluencer", in that I've given a lot of men the flu.

#manfluencer
#manflu
July 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Reposted by Morgan LaVigne
Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM