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LumberJake
@lumberjake.bsky.social
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I don’t know if life is topping me, or if it’s making me watch from the chair in the corner of the hotel room. https://linktr.ee/actuallumberjake
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Time for a silent #artshare!

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#ocsky

I'll tag... @cristianpintos.com @lumberjake.bsky.social @valkinaz.bsky.social @ashcg-art.bsky.social @herecomesriley.bsky.social @double-4-designer.bsky.social 🛸
A digital manga page featuring a room with a shiny tiled floor that looks out onto a fiery alien city. A horned woman's silhouette fills the bottom page and the text bubbles read as follows... "Dr. Bedlam wanted to see me." "Ah, same." "I don't even remember coming inside. Strange." A digital manga drawing a wide eyed girl with long grey hair. She has silver skin, red eyes, and silver horns. She is enveloped in a rainbow aura and stands among a field of lava. She is unharmed. A digital manga drawing of a smiling ancient Egyptian woman with dark brown eyes and short dark brown hair with blunt bangs. Behind her are sand dunes and a calm deep blue night sky. A digital manga drawing of a man sneering and baring his teeth. He has short brown hair and is wearing a futuristic black outfit with orange circuits. His eyes are glowing yellow. The character is Clu from the "Tron" franchise.
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
He’s watching what you post. Better not use uncomfy words or he’ll make sure no one sees that you exist. I guess that last post didn’t vibe with the clankers and robo-nannies. I keep forgetting that being human isn’t cool anymore. Ope. #digitalillustration #art
A famous mouse but his face is the matrix of collagen and hydroxyapatite that lies underneath the outer face sheet. He has glowing red orb sockets and gloves with tips that are orangish-red. Could be anything. Who knows? He is framed inside of a circle like he is looking at you through a steamboat window perhaps. He gazes at you in a way that demands you be indirect with your words or else things might get messy. The colors are mostly yellows, reds, oranges and black. Everything is very painterly.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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My back procedure was approved. I’m getting Intracept. The current suffering is unreal but soon it will be lessened, or if fate smiles upon me, gone. 4 years of creeping pain and 1 year of hell. I made this to illustrate that suffering. Now I’m deeper in debt, but I’ll have my back again.
An illustration of skulls and spines and organic symmetrical shapes. Symmetrical patterns, geometric and organic, are things I am unapologetically going to keep producing. This is in eighths. The organic shapes are full of sharp, needle like lines that represent nerves and inflammation. Tendrils go from one skull’s eye socket to an adjacent skull’s socket. This represents the anxiety and intrusive thoughts I have with my left eye always feeling like it is being pulled to sharp furniture corners at my bedside. I don’t know what it is all about. It happens the longer I am in bed. I have to shake my head and cover my eye to reset. This probably won’t make sense to anyone who hasn’t experienced it. The dudes flowing from the center represent the writhing and at the center is a precise locus of pain that spasms emanate from. The spines are spines. It was hard enough trying not to focus on the pain while I drew, ok? 🥲 My health insurance went up $160 more a month on top of $200 a month I have to put back in my retirement for the next year so I could even afford this. I didn’t have enough for the out of pocket, so what I have is enough to allow the procedure to continue, but I will still need to work out the rest. Life is about to get even harder but hopefully it’ll be easier to continue working. My company has been very accommodating. We work with providing mobility devices for the disabled, so people do understand my struggle. If it wasn’t for my benefits team helping me out this last month, I would have decided to go on a business trip with Jesus. They put my timeline together and advocated for me and had the denials overturned. Whatever happens after this, I will just have to take a day at a time.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.

So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
mrscrabapple.bsky.social your mom @mrscrabapple.bsky.social · 9d
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
I don’t know if there will ever be a point in me making polished work again. Why spend the time? It’ll just get glossed over because people will assume it’s clanker spew. Capturing emotion is harder and more interesting anyhow.
Red tinted paper with red, gold, blue and brown ink. A sketch of a long haired androgynous person with some goat like features. No further explanation so that you can interpret how you will.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
When I pass away, I will come back as this spectral ratdog and sit on the chests of health insurance CEOs and stare at them nightly like this until daybreak. I will grant them immortality but deny healing. Every injury and pain they suffer shall compound exponentially. Eternally. #procreateart
A yellow orange grotesque ratdog chihuahua Cryptid with bulging eyes and a pig like snout. Blues and reds and greens color the background with a gritty grungy cinderblock and peeling paint overlay.
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Lost 40+lbs since March and all PT has made my mobility worse. Two MRIs in a months span this summer show the L5 S1 going from a bulge to gone. ABCBS of Tennessee denied all appeals. Grievance hearing not until Dec. It takes 10 minutes to get out of bed from pain. Pain pills do not help. (1 of _ )
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
I am currently dealing with a bad lumbar and heading towards possible permanent paralysis. Insurance/bwc is a nightmare. Lost the will to do most anything. The pain is enormous. I have mustered the will to make my first animation and pixel art. Harder than I thought. Meant to post this weeks ago.
A blue Labubu moving side to side with a pink and blue gradient and 4 letters that have blue stripes crying. #labubu #themonsters #gifs #pixelstudio #artistsupport #artistssupport #art #bskyart
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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This took a couple weeks because everything is so wtf right now.
A symmetrical illustration of an inter dimensional being. A small green alien at the bottom, arms opened wide, and enveloped in the creature as if it is the pilot. There are root like growths extending out the lower body that end in hand like growths. The creature has 8 tentacles and two of them are holding big slicey bois. The creature has a long neck with a feminine head. It has a toothy smile with some teeth missing. It has five eyes. Three on the head and two more; each attached to an antenna. It is blueish green. The eyes are yellow and red. It has orange flowing hair. On the top of its head is an ornamental growth in the shape of a heart wearing a crown. The creature looks like your mom. #artistsupport #artsupport #art #surreal #digitalart #digitalillustration #tentacles
July 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Getting a back procedure soon so I can return to twerk full duty. I don’t actually have a twin…or a sloth. I made this for you to store in ur g0Onin’ credit union. #artistsupport #digitalillustration #myocart #oc #art #bskyart
Me and my thicc twin twerkin’ over our canes with a sloth buddy riding the twerk snake back and forth forever. We are wearing orange and black flannel shirts and polka dot jam jams. We are barefoot but not Contessa. Ol’ slothy boi has a five pointed crown. Thank you, five. There is a heart behind him with chain link patterning. The overall color is orange and reds with accents of greenish blues. Everything is heavily textured. #tgts #truegrittexturesupply
June 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Hey y’all. Please take a moment to check my friend Dave’s kickstarter out and throw some support his way. Maybe even look at some of his other prolific work while you’re at it. ❤️
June 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Got some more #ocart illustrations for y’all to swipe past. More maximal texturing pop surrealistic art from my iPad to your eyeballs. #tgts #artistsupport #art #digitalillustration #bskyart #surreal
Ngl, I don’t know how to balance alt text and spoiling. I want you to find things without me explaining too much. Some OC characters with textures and patterns. All of them are surreal and alien like. All of them are wearing interesting clothes with patterns and texture. The character on the left could be one or more characters. The character on the right has an extra eye. The colors are mainly oranges and touches of purple and blue. The background is stylized with curvy zigzags and sand. It appears as if they are all on a beach. The one on the left is very Greene and should maybe retire and go to mars or something.
June 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
It’s more fun to draw weird little guys than realistic characters imho.

#artistsupport #myoc #artsky #digitalart #surreal
A highly textured illustration featuring two surreal original characters. The smaller character to the left is yellow and looks like a giant bird foot or something. The large character in the dominant space is a 6 eyed blobby beast chewing on its own loose skin. It is pinkish. Both characters are drippy and textured. The background is a cracked and distressed wall with ink splashes and a rough frame that is heavier on the left and bottom.
June 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Look. I did my best with the alt text. I hope you enjoy maximal surrealism. UwU

#art #artistsupport #surreal #digitalart #tgts
A surreal illustration full of characters designed by riffing off each other in a sort of OC free for all. Started with the melty clown creature in the center and then adding strange little guys around it. Many of them have faces in faces and also faces formed with the combination of character placement. The colors are orangey yellows and reds with blues and purples as secondaries. There are many textures throughout from #truegrittexture and of course I have radiating lines because it’s a cheap way to pep up a background. “No ragrats”.
June 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
This was a doodle that I just let happen until there was literally not much else I could do without crowding out other stuff. #art #artistsupport
Symmetrical, maximalist art full of textures, linework, stipples and more. The central area is a round face with an underlying skull image. It is adorned with a stylistic crown and linework reminiscent of Central America. There are three beetle like creatures. One on the center bottom enjoying a pool of water with four of six legs exposed. The other two in each top corner with heads turned sideways. They are all stylized and not realistic. They are happy just to be drawn. Maybe I will be happy one day too. Jk. Nobody even knows who I am lol. Everything is green, yellow and red.
June 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Experimenting with textures and shapes today. #art
An abstraction of a woman and a #lafufu with various textures. She has flannel knee high socks and a flannel top with curvy textured pants. Her face is simplistic and her hair is swirly but sharp. The lafufu is on all fours looking sus. The text to the left says “lafufu got me delulu” and there is a graphic styled broken heart above the text. The background is scarlet and grey and full of organic textures and dot patterns. The overall colors are shades of reddish orange and brown with yellow accents.
June 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
“Mom, get me a #labubu “
“We have Labubus at home”
*The Labubu at home*
My version of a Labubu because I can’t get one. This is a Lumbubu and it has a more realistic freckled face. It is red with red eyes. The background is full of crackle and sprinkle textures with messy paints.
June 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Ra-Ra-Rasputin!
#artistsupport #rasputin #digitalillustration #mystic #madmonk #art #bskyart
Illustration of Grigori Rasputin. He has a cold stare and the background is yellow with red rays radiating out from his gaze. There are orange concentric circles overlaying the rays.
May 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
We're so cooked. I keep seeing stuff from Google's new lie generator, and it's getting harder to tell fact from fiction. I don't know how you're supposed to prove you're real anymore. The best I can do is post what I make and not focus on what I can't control. Your opinions aren't my responsibility
May 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Two weeks ago I didn't even know what #themonsters or #labubu or #zimomo was, and now I find myself devastated nightly when I'm not fast enough to win the #popnow ugh. They make me smile when the world is so full of reasons not to. Maybe one day I'll see some in a KIA and get a Labubu and a free car
May 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Here’s the version I made of my previous post so that it won’t get hidden on feeds. #art #artistsupport #potato #digitalart
My representation of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus, but heavily censored with a large potato shape. Only her eyes are visible. The text on the potato says “My homage to Venus, which includes a protective potato, so as to ‘“protect the kids”’ since it is now my job to do your parenting for you according to your church, government, and local fb mom group”.
May 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Did my own version of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus so I could play with some brushes and also practice using source material without being literal. #art #digitalillustration #procreateart #artistsupport
An homage to Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus done in one of my styles. It is an illustrative depiction of just the central portion of the original painting. Venus is depicted as a beautiful curvy goddess.
May 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Got angry that Tumblr gave a mat/ure tag to art I made that was not such. She was clothed, but I guess that leg was too leggy. So I made a protest piece because I don’t know what else to do. #art #artistsupport #crosshatch #underhiseye #gilead
Art made using hatching techniques. There are 3 panels. Top left is of two feet. Middle right is one foot. Bottom left is a hand holding a glass. There are overlapping borders on all panels. On top of the border in the bottom is Mark Zuckerberg wearing a Puritan style hat. His face is peeling on his left side revealing his mechanical insides as a terminator. A speech bubble is saying “What doth thou feel in thine loins? Art thou feeling the bulge of sin as thou stareth upon the nak/ ed/ness of these unholy appendages?” The top right of the image has text saying “Not safe for Gilead! Tantalizing! ‘Sin’sational! Sexy appendages, discovered by a mom, that are leaving tech-bros and a/I bots furious!” The bottom of the page has context text saying “ Filtering, moderating or censoring posts using algorithms and A/I to target words or shapes in images, is a heavy handed approach. It fails to understand context or nuance and stifles creativity and dissent. The route to appeal is disenfranchising by design.” The piece is meant as a form of protest.
May 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Here is a stylized abstraction I created from my last realistic painting. I’m just experimenting but I guess I am always experimenting, so yeah. #art #surreal #popart
Abstracted pop surrealist illustration created from a realistic painting I had done prior. The model is Asteria Wolf and the image is her pose rotated and flipped in multiple directions and then chromatic aberrations added to the layers. The image is then topped with gestural paint strokes as if covered in rudimentary street art
May 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
lumberjake.bsky.social
Last weekend I took about 1000 reference model photos at my friend Ezri’s place. This is Asteria Wolf. I had intended to be looser with this but ended up closer to realism, so I made it a study of texture and pattern instead. #art #artmodel #artstudy #artistsupport
Painting of a friend, Asteria Wolf, laying on a dog bed made for people. I don’t know what else you call those. She is wearing a purple undergarment. The bed is on a large ornamental rug on a wood floor. A fancy chair is in the top left.
May 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM