Sir Luke
@lukeyism.bsky.social
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Every article makes it sound like the pope has already died but he still alive.
February 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Every article makes it sound like the pope has already died but he still alive.
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Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
February 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
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Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that…
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January 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Shit is about to get SCARY!!! They keep framing these changes as prioritising free speech when what they’re really doing is expanding their propaganda machine and monitoring millions of people globally!
After having dinner with Trump at Mar-a-Lago and donating $1 million to his inauguration, Mark Zuckerberg announces that META will “get rid of fact checkers,” adopt Elon Musk’s “community notes” policy, move its content moderation team from California to Texas, and work closely with Trump.
January 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Shit is about to get SCARY!!! They keep framing these changes as prioritising free speech when what they’re really doing is expanding their propaganda machine and monitoring millions of people globally!
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The asshole paradox. You don’t want to leave because you might look like an asshole so you stick around only to feel like an asshole.
Might as well be an asshole.
Might as well be an asshole.
I have a hard time getting the fuck on somewhere.
I overstay all sorts of shit - jobs, friendships, relationships, cars, parties - even when I want to leave.
Analysis paralysis is a raggedy ass bitch.
I overstay all sorts of shit - jobs, friendships, relationships, cars, parties - even when I want to leave.
Analysis paralysis is a raggedy ass bitch.
January 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The asshole paradox. You don’t want to leave because you might look like an asshole so you stick around only to feel like an asshole.
Might as well be an asshole.
Might as well be an asshole.
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Not that Google was ever good, but this cartoon is a good summary of now.
December 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Not that Google was ever good, but this cartoon is a good summary of now.
Truth
Who is the loudest snorer you know and why is it your unemployed dog that has no bills?
December 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Truth
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"Violence is never the answer" is such a dumb thing to say. Obviously, sometimes, violence is the appropriate answer. Prioritizing civility over justice is great for the people in power.
December 12, 2024 at 4:13 AM
"Violence is never the answer" is such a dumb thing to say. Obviously, sometimes, violence is the appropriate answer. Prioritizing civility over justice is great for the people in power.
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With this flag 🇯🇲🇹🇹 🇧🇸🇧🇧🇬🇩🇻🇨🇱🇨🇰🇳 all things are possible!!!!
I don’t understand how a liquor can be 500 proof.
December 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
With this flag 🇯🇲🇹🇹 🇧🇸🇧🇧🇬🇩🇻🇨🇱🇨🇰🇳 all things are possible!!!!
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If I buy:
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
December 2, 2024 at 4:58 PM
If I buy:
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
The Bob clocked in
Megan The Stallion's lawyers got Tory Lanez's prison phone calls through a subpoena in the cyberstalking lawsuit against Milagro, and they say he talks about paying Milagro.
I've got all the details:
www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/prison-cal...
I've got all the details:
www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/prison-cal...
Prison calls show Tory Lanez harassing Megan Thee Stallion w/ sued blogger, lawyers say
Megan's lawyers obtained recordings of Tory Lanez's phone calls from California state prison as part of a defamation and cyberstalking lawsuit against a YouTube podcaster.
www.legalaffairsandtrials.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:37 AM
The Bob clocked in
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schrödinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
schrödinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
Popular with friends feed just showed me the most beautiful cheeks. Love it here
December 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Popular with friends feed just showed me the most beautiful cheeks. Love it here
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Hey! So, I’m actually not here to argue with ANYONE about their opinions. Your philosophical think pieces mean nothing to me, I’m just here to engage, laugh, and have harmless fun. Hope this helps! ☺️
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Hey! So, I’m actually not here to argue with ANYONE about their opinions. Your philosophical think pieces mean nothing to me, I’m just here to engage, laugh, and have harmless fun. Hope this helps! ☺️
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Find someone who has a nice one and steal it.
Where I could get a good real Christmas tree from?
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Find someone who has a nice one and steal it.
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White people with dreads make me so mad.
December 6, 2024 at 4:54 PM
White people with dreads make me so mad.
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This is why music in the 70s was so much better
A live band makes everything better
December 6, 2024 at 5:24 PM
This is why music in the 70s was so much better
Where I could get a good real Christmas tree from?
December 6, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Where I could get a good real Christmas tree from?
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IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
December 1, 2024 at 4:33 PM
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
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Boy, fuck YOU AND ELON!
December 1, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Boy, fuck YOU AND ELON!