unban *these* in Commander, you cowards

the perfect twitch chat doesn't exi--

Them: Don’t you want to go where everybody knows your name?
Me: One time the lady at the drive-thru window said, See you next time! And it scared me into never going back.

Tabletop Workers United is thrilled to announce a paper cube draft fundraiser stream for our strike hardship fund! Tune in to @nilejoan.com stream on January 30th at 7PM EST for all the action.

twitch.tv/nilejoanrivers

We've got some really exciting guests lined up! Stay tuned for more info 👀

College radio stations are wild - 30 seconds into a song the DJ stopped it said "I don't think you were really listening to the lyrics at the beginning there - they're really profound, let's take it again" and restarted the song lmao

Just found out that it was actually Dave who owned the arcade and Buster who owned the restaurant... shaking and crying right now you can't trust anything you thought was true

Everybody in the movie theater should be allowed to pause the movie to go to the bathroom if it's, like, an emergency. Everybody else can wait patiently for the movie to resume.

I believe the average moviegoer can be trusted to not abuse this power and will use it sparingly and responsibly

Today's MTG Cube Tutor Tip from TPug, we have:

SUPER HELPFUL RESOURCES FOR CUBE TINKERING:

1. Cube Summarizer
2. Lucky Paper's Rotisserie Draft Template
3. Scryfall.com
4. EDHrec.com

I'll talk about how each of these resources can help you manage an already established cube or discover new cards!

Every English Premier l
League team sounds like a gay bar. Chelsea. Arsenal. Aston Villa. Man City. Man United.

i still cant believe they bought that freakin zoo

I noticed people listing their interests on here, so here’s mine! 🤭

✨ Pride
✨ Greed
✨ Lust
✨ Envy
✨ Gluttony
✨ Wrath
✨ Sloth

Blue Sky posts are called bloosks