Tmetic
taylorgorder.bsky.social
Tmetic
@taylorgorder.bsky.social
Game dev with jokes.
Thoughts and opinions are my own (he/him)
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I noticed people listing their interests on here, so here’s mine! 🤭

✨ Pride
✨ Greed
✨ Lust
✨ Envy
✨ Gluttony
✨ Wrath
✨ Sloth
How do I tell my algorithms that my team lost so I no longer want to see any baseball content
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
September 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey @jonbois.bsky.social any chance we get a 10 year addendum to the History of the Mariners in 2029?
September 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ll say it, British people really cooked with “chuffed”
February 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day, America.
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
hoops
February 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Billionaires do not care about you.
February 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I feel bad for anyone named José. It must be so hard going through life always hearing “No way.” 😔
February 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I find the knowledge that there are people that don’t like me suffocating. Instead, everyone should simply like me.
January 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
January 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
food… water… offense
January 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s not illegal to eat them, they can’t stop you
January 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*Gen Z who just started their first corporate job*

my boss said there's a company on sight next week. should i be worried?
January 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What if we just opened Pandora’s box a teeny tiny bit?
January 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*guy who doesn’t understand cuts in movies* whoa where did these people come from?
January 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
PLAY THE SONG
Orlando just came back from down 25 points, outscoring the Miami Heat 35-8 in the fourth quarter to pull off the comeback. Absolutely wild.
December 22, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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THE ORLANDO MAGIC WILL WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP.
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Can’t believe I got to watch James Harden flop in person! 🤩
November 21, 2024 at 4:40 AM
First time seeing the Orlando Magic play in person in two years!
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Hey algorithm: Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic.
Thanks.
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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just a reminder to my colleagues in journalism: trick-or-treating is the candy one, voting is the democracy one. yes, it's splitting hairs, but unless you want to invite nitpicks from annoying pedants, don't confuse the two
October 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I noticed people listing their interests on here, so here’s mine! 🤭

✨ Pride
✨ Greed
✨ Lust
✨ Envy
✨ Gluttony
✨ Wrath
✨ Sloth
October 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
October 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM