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Himbo In Training
@lucasbae.bsky.social
Pocket gay. Glamcock. Playa name is baby Jesus. I love Palm Springs, ayahuasca, and The (Dixie) Chicks. I’m in talent acquisition for biotech. @lucasbane28 on insta.
I’m only good enough at three things to brag about my abilities and my pies be getting good reviews…
#misocaramelapple
September 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you dry off with a stinky towel, then you will smell like a stinky towel. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
February 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Red velvet really had a moment in the late 2,000’s.
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Every journalist needs to be hounding Trump about illegal migrants working at his properties. When will they be arrested? What about them?
January 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you ever need to visit the #SocialSecurityAdministration, I suggest dousing yourself in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. You'll get the same result but it will be less painful.
January 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
John Lithgow has been 65 for forty years.
December 5, 2024 at 2:50 PM
One of the only things that doesn’t make me feel old these days is shopping malls. You wanna feel like time has stood still for the last 20 years go to the mall.
December 5, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Did someone order a ridiculously large Telfar? (It was me.)
December 4, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Haven’t had the energy to move the alt over here yet…
December 2, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I don’t care if Biden’s pardon looks improper. Garland didn’t want to appear improper and now the criminals are back in charge of the country.
December 2, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Should I quit paying for Grindr and maybe put that money towards a legit dating app? 🤔🧐🤔
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
@timmiller.bsky.social thank you for calling out the old men in the locker room blow drying their balls. It needed to be said. 🤣 Some even leave behind a pile of baby powder. 🤢
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Can confirm BlueCry is funny and should be embraced because so little effort was put into this put down lol
MAGA calls BlueSky “BlueCry” which is genuinely hilarious to me.
they banned me please post more cope from the other site lmao 🍿
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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The idea that Bluesky is insular and X is a place for diverse views is a fallacy.

X is based on an algorithm rigged to push the views of Musk and others on the far right.

Bluesky is open. You can make it whatever you want it to be.
November 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM
At this point, I’d consider it.
Quoting @mlevram.bsky.social's story on AI girlfriends: "Maybe, just maybe, Al won't off us by unleashing nuclear weapons or a synthetic virus. Instead, it will fall in love with us. Or rather, cause us to fall in love with it and stop procreating with other humans." www.esquire.com/news-politic...
Meet the Guys Dating AI Girlfriends
Flirty, sexy, seductive, supportive. Your AI companion can be whatever you want her to be. And now a growing number of men are turning to bots to ease their loneliness or satisfy their kinks. The choi...
www.esquire.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
This lewk really was the moment…
November 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Show of hands 🙋🏼‍♂️

Who has permanently deleted their Twitter account?
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
If RFK Jr really gave a F about making America healthy he’d propose banning Marlboro Reds and watch how fast MAGA world starts erecting the gallows
RFK Jr: Let’s make iron lungs great again!
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Just a preview of what will happen to the whole country after Elon and Vivek do their hack job on the budgets
NYC is on fire because Eric Adams took a hatchet to the Parks Department budget, firing 51 forestry specialists who remove the dead trees and invasive species most likely to ignite during dry periods.
Eric Adams's Budget Cuts Have Set Up New York City's Parks to Burn
By cutting the exact people meant to keep the city's parks free from fallen, dead trees and keep the forests healthy, the mayor has set up a tinderbox that's already igniting.
hellgatenyc.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:58 PM
People of bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?

Quote share your answer in GIF form only
November 16, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Seen on the Internet:
November 16, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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There it is
November 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The richest man in the world wants the smartest men (implicit) in the world to do the work of two people for table scraps. Do I have that right?
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Whoops. Okay people can see my likes again 😝
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 PM